I'll take this one.
t finds friend's mom
t whups her ass with a scepter
'The Message'
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I'll take this one.
t finds friend's mom
t whups her ass with a scepter
Don't forget to hide the evidence, Aimee. Handiest spot will do.
brenda? WTF? ?!??!!!!!!!????!!!!! I do not get mothers like that, at all.
brenda, your friend should consider eloping. and not sharing any pictures.
Luckily (in that respect, at least), I've never gotten married. However, once when I had a horribly painful sore throat and cough my mother gave me a lecture about the calories/sugar content of cough drops.
Did you stuff one up her nose?
When I planned my wedding my mother only wielded her power twice: She added an entree to the meal and insisted I order the flavor of ice cream I liked best.
Damn, what a great Mom I have.
Cough drop up the nose ... wonderful idea! I'll use it the next time she pulls that! or at least threaten it (she usually pulls this stuff over the phone).
Sparky - you do indeed have a good mother!
and insisted I order the flavor of ice cream I liked best.
Good mom!
She and I seemed to be in agreement that the ice cream flavors deserved more consideration than what I wore.
eta: So, Hec, what flavor(s) gelato did you end up with?
My mom may be a little crazy-making, but damn--she's always been supportive of me no matter how much I weighed.