So my safety poster shoudl just say "Don't sit on burning stuff"?
Possibly with a picture of a crinkly-faced woman with her hair in a bun shaking a finger and the words MOTHER SAYS...
Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.
'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
JZ - Apr 21, 2005 12:51:04 pm PDT #5042 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
-t - Apr 21, 2005 12:54:43 pm PDT #5043 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I was picturing big red letters and helpful international symbols.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:57:02 pm PDT #5044 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I do like big teddy-bear-ish type guys
Normally I'd say I don't (in the moments where I forget I like one of almost everything), but on the weekend I was consumed with the urge to bum rush and hug him. Took me quite by surprise. Polgara got a hug, and I'm sure it was marvellous.
Burrell - Apr 21, 2005 12:59:14 pm PDT #5045 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
(Y'know, when it's actually physically possible and medically allowed.)
::laughing, then crying::
Oh dang, did I miss Lily pics? I guess I better scroll back and take a look.
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 1:41:20 pm PDT #5046 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
KEY RICED
$38 per month for birth control. Jeepers
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 1:42:27 pm PDT #5047 of 10001
What is even happening?
No episiotomy? Priceless.
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 1:47:22 pm PDT #5048 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Dint have one anyway.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 1:57:24 pm PDT #5049 of 10001
What is even happening?
No, because they cut your guts open, you poor woman.
That's not the way out...
Aims - Apr 21, 2005 1:58:43 pm PDT #5050 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bwah!
I called the prescription people again. I found out that I can get 3 months of the generic "no estrogen" pill for $20. The generic name for the pill with NO estrogen?
Camilla.
:::dies laughing:::
DawnK - Apr 21, 2005 1:59:43 pm PDT #5051 of 10001
giraffe mode
Camilla
BWAHHHHHH!