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Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 12:43:13 pm PDT #5036 of 10001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

No sex for you, Steph, ever.

If we can ever get her out to Seattle, I have a guy I can set her up with. He's sweet, charming, a wacky pagan, a HUGE comics geek, big fan of Buffy, Angel, and just about any other genre show, and would think she's gorgeous. The only possible drawbacks are 1) he's also a huge gaming geek, and is in (IIRC) three or four rpg campaigns a week, and 2) I don't know if Steph likes big, teddy-bear-ish type guys.

1) While I don't rpg myself, I have no problem with someone whose geekly interests don't all match up with mine. Too much togetherness makes Teppy flee. 2) I do like big teddy-bear-ish type guys. They make me feel safe.

tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 12:43:52 pm PDT #5037 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's more fun to throw burning matches at the toilet....

-t - Apr 21, 2005 12:44:38 pm PDT #5038 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Safety tip, don't sit on the toilet while it's burning.

This would be wonderful in crossstitch to hang in the bathroom.

Or even as a poster.

Steph L. - Apr 21, 2005 12:45:37 pm PDT #5039 of 10001

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Safety tip, don't sit on the toilet while it's burning.

I'd pretty much say don't sit on ANYTHING while it's burning.

Atropa - Apr 21, 2005 12:46:56 pm PDT #5040 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

You need one of those clicky fire sticks Jilli, so you don't have your hand too close to the bowl.

Oooh, yes!

1) While I don't rpg myself, I have no problem with someone whose geekly interests don't all match up with mine. Too much togetherness makes Teppy flee. 2) I do like big teddy-bear-ish type guys. They make me feel safe.

Excellent!

t hypno-wheel Come to Seattle ... Come to Seattle ... Come to Seattle ... Come to Seattle ...

-t - Apr 21, 2005 12:48:05 pm PDT #5041 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So my safety poster shoudl just say "Don't sit on burning stuff"?

JZ - Apr 21, 2005 12:51:04 pm PDT #5042 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

So my safety poster shoudl just say "Don't sit on burning stuff"?

Possibly with a picture of a crinkly-faced woman with her hair in a bun shaking a finger and the words MOTHER SAYS...

-t - Apr 21, 2005 12:54:43 pm PDT #5043 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I was picturing big red letters and helpful international symbols.

§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:57:02 pm PDT #5044 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I do like big teddy-bear-ish type guys

Normally I'd say I don't (in the moments where I forget I like one of almost everything), but on the weekend I was consumed with the urge to bum rush and hug him. Took me quite by surprise. Polgara got a hug, and I'm sure it was marvellous.

Burrell - Apr 21, 2005 12:59:14 pm PDT #5045 of 10001

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

(Y'know, when it's actually physically possible and medically allowed.)

::laughing, then crying::

Oh dang, did I miss Lily pics? I guess I better scroll back and take a look.

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