Just a brag on my little boy. While in Home Depot (let me tell you, taking Leif to Home Depot is an adventure, especially with his sister yelling advice to him like "Run Leif!") he started reading the signs. He also is starting to read very simple books. I'm hoping he'll end up liking to read like his sister.
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Lily is so beautiful.
I wish I had some advice, sj, but my mother still worries too much about me. I usually find something else to do while talking to her on the phone, so that I can partially ignore what she says.
Oh! I forgot what I was going to post! My sister sent me this...
How to start your day off with a positive attitude:
1. Create a "new folder" on your computer.
2. Name it "George W. Bush"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your computer will ask you: "Do you really want to get rid of "George W. Bush"?"
6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly!
Apologies to those that didn't find that amusing.
Apologies to those that didn't find that amusing.
Well, they can replace "George W. Bush" with the name of some liberal with power. I'm at a loss of who to suggest though being that liberals don't have any power. Hillary maybe? I dunno.
Sometimes, it's hard for DH to take ME to Home Depot (or Lowes). I get so tired of the standing around and waiting--either while he's making a decision on something or because we're waiting for customer service. I give Leif credit for finding something to do with his time. Plus, according to your latest screen saver, he's adorable.
Robin is wise, sj. It may take a while, but keep chipping away at it. For now, hot bath sounds good.
Paid some bills and I'm going to ignore the wave of destruction left in my house and take a nap.
"I'll take that under advisement," is one way I say "Piss off," without saying it, sj.
"I'll take that under advisement," is one way I say "Piss off," without saying it, sj.
I usually say, "That's a good idea, " because it probably is, for someone, somewhere.
"I'll take that under advisement," is one way I say "Piss off," without saying it, sj.
"Yeah, that's a thought," was my code with my mother.
That is better. Of course nothing worked on my dad the control freak...sometimes estranged isn't all bad.
Getting rolled up in a towel is just good fun until someone tries to put drops in your eye.
This is SO true.
And, er, timelies! I have a bank check for the realtors for a craxy amount of money, in anticipation of the P&S tomorrow. Weird!