I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Apr 17, 2005 9:12:34 am PDT #4064 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't think I've ever seen a picture of a Maine Coon kitten. Does it have the cute tufts of fur at the tips of the ears like an adult Maine Coon does?


DCJensen - Apr 17, 2005 9:59:51 am PDT #4065 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

John Deere goes wheelless:

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dcp - Apr 17, 2005 10:04:34 am PDT #4066 of 10001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.

That reminds me of a Dean Ing short story, I think it was titled "Malf."


DCJensen - Apr 17, 2005 10:17:17 am PDT #4067 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Not sure if this goes just in Technology, because I'm thinking more people than the tech thread frequenters would say "Want!" [link]

eta:

t it probably wouldn't fit, anyway... And I don't wear jewelry.

Never mind.

Nothing to see. Move it along.


vw bug - Apr 17, 2005 10:17:54 am PDT #4068 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Just took mom and dad to the airport for their spontaneous trip to Holland. Asked all the important questions before they left...found out that they STILL haven't updated their will, like they promised me they were going to do after they went to Germany last year. So, if my parents die on this trip (which they damned well better not! If nothing else, I don't need more stress in my life right now!), their money is being split between two fundamentalist organizations. It's kind of against the law to burn someone's will, right?

They really better fix this before their next trip. Silly parents. Don't they know it's cruel to leave your children a mess like that!


vw bug - Apr 17, 2005 10:57:59 am PDT #4069 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Poptarts:

Anyone got any extra sanity lying around? I need some about now...


Scrappy - Apr 17, 2005 11:00:06 am PDT #4070 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

vw--have some of mine! I'm going to be cleaning the house all day and won't be needing it.


vw bug - Apr 17, 2005 11:00:40 am PDT #4071 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, thank goodness! And it's wise sanity too. Even better!


meara - Apr 17, 2005 11:01:12 am PDT #4072 of 10001

I'll trade you sanity for some motivation...


Scrappy - Apr 17, 2005 11:03:39 am PDT #4073 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sorry, Meara, I used up all my motivation on deciding to clean the house in the first place!