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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

Angelus ,'Damage'

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Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 3:01:24 pm PDT #3249 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I read a comic book-style tract of that name and dismissed it immediately as useful against such people when I realized it completely omitted the Great Flood.

Heh. That's true, and it never occured to me. (Of course, my way of dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses is and has always been to simply say "No thank you," and shut the door.)

Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 3:01:24 pm PDT #3250 of 10001

brillig

my range of kinks

Once, ladies and gentlemen, she claimed to be vanilla. Now she's got so many kinks they've had to be categorized. We love our Teppy.

DavidS - Apr 13, 2005 3:02:58 pm PDT #3251 of 10001

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Once, ladies and gentlemen, she claimed to be vanilla. Now she's got so many kinks they've had to be categorized. We love our Teppy.

She's gone through a lot of personal growth since we've known her.

Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2005 3:03:37 pm PDT #3252 of 10001

brillig

She's gone through a lot of personal growth since we've known her.

I'm so proud.

Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:04:59 pm PDT #3253 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Once, ladies and gentlemen, she claimed to be vanilla. Now she's got so many kinks they've had to be categorized. We love our Teppy.

I always had them; I just wouldn't admit them.

She's gone through a lot of personal growth since we've known her.

Not, however, all the way to self-cannibalization. Teppy Pancakes are NOT what they sound like.

Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 3:05:45 pm PDT #3254 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

(Of course, my way of dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses is and has always been to simply say "No thank you," and shut the door.)

Oh, now where's the fun in *that*?

juliana - Apr 13, 2005 3:06:06 pm PDT #3255 of 10001

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Boy I'm glad I ride the bus.

sitting in the "YAY public transport corner"

(Of course, my way of dealing with Jehovah's Witnesses is and has always been to simply say "No thank you," and shut the door.)

Did I ever tell the story of the two Mormon missionaries who had the misfortune to call on me the first weekend in my new apartment after moving out from the one I shared with Zach?

Atropa - Apr 13, 2005 3:06:25 pm PDT #3256 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I read a comic book-style tract of that name

Published by the Aquarian Tabernacle Church, which is the Wiccan group my pseudo big brother Jeff is part of. I've got a bunch of them somewhere around the house.

Steph L. - Apr 13, 2005 3:06:48 pm PDT #3257 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

juliana, did they escape with their lives?

Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 3:07:32 pm PDT #3258 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, now where's the fun in *that*?

I get to go on with my day without listening to anyone prostelyze at me?

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