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tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 9:32:28 am PDT #3086 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did the bible say so? I mean, did it say how many ribs Eve got? Also -- did god use just one rib, or was he symmetrical?

Well, people inferred it from the Bible (but the Bible didn't actually say that). As God took one of Adam's ribs to make Eve out of. People assumed that all men after Adam would have the missing rib too.

Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 9:33:10 am PDT #3087 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So, Sean, come sit here in the sledge, wrap youself in this ermin robe, have a piece of Turkish Delight...

I LOVE Turkish Delight....

§ ita § - Apr 13, 2005 9:34:33 am PDT #3088 of 10001

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

People assumed that all men after Adam would have the missing rib too.

If I were God, I'd just make Eve with the same number of ribs that Adam now had, ergo no missing rib. However -- was it a rib, or a rib pair? Because you'd think someone would have noticed if it were just the one rib.

What was Lilith made from?

tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 9:35:47 am PDT #3089 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

If I were God, I'd just make Eve with the same number of ribs that Adam now had, ergo no missing rib. However -- was it a rib, or a rib pair? Because you'd think someone would have noticed if it were just the one rib.

I'm pretty sure it was just one rib.

What was Lilith made from?

Now I'm curious too....

JZ - Apr 13, 2005 9:36:53 am PDT #3090 of 10001

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Wait, so we now have The Universe posting with us? The Universe? That may possibly be an even more impressive celebrity posting than Joss or Tim.

In any case, welcome, TU. I hereby proclaim that I accept The Universe!

Fred Pete - Apr 13, 2005 9:36:56 am PDT #3091 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

What was Lilith made from?

And anyone who answers "rocky road ice cream" will be accused of flagrant COMM-baiting.

Jessica - Apr 13, 2005 9:37:23 am PDT #3092 of 10001

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Same stuff as Adamn, presumably.

-t - Apr 13, 2005 9:37:52 am PDT #3093 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Lilith was made out of dust, same as Adam.

Sean K - Apr 13, 2005 9:37:53 am PDT #3094 of 10001

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

What was Lilith made from?

I believe Lilith was made from the same dirt Adam was made from, but I'm not certain.

tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 9:38:22 am PDT #3095 of 10001

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Same stuff as Adamn, presumably.

Dust and God!spit?

Maybe The Universe knows....

eta: xpost. except for the God!spit part.

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