Okay. I'm not sure what I said that was so offensive to drive you out of the thread, but I can promise you that wasn't my intention.
No, no. Rather, your phraseology loaned itself to too many blowjob jokes and I was scampering away from the keyboard to preserve a smidgen of dignity. I knew I should have fired a winkey in there, sorry.
your phraseology loaned itself to too many blowjob jokes
I totally missed that! And that's so not like me.
I should have fired a winkey in there
Now that's exactly what happened to Monica's dress.
Heh. That's what he said.
Rather, your phraseology loaned itself to too many blowjob jokes and I was scampering away from the keyboard to preserve a smidgen of dignity.
Ohhhhhhhhhh, dignity. No, still confused. Why would anyone want to preserve that?
No, still confused. Why would anyone want to preserve that?
In real life? Not so much.
Here at the stuffy office? Have to pretend I'm not twelve.
It's exhausting.
(scurries into thread)
I'm craaaaaaanky. And growly. I want to hiss at random people, just because. Please to be distracting the snarly goth.