A giant water main on the 7th floor can break the fuck open and leak all the way down to the 3rd floor. Also, water can spew out of the elevators.
Oooh! I suddenly want to drive downtown, just to see that.
It's probably all over now, isn't it?
Simon: You're out of your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Sean K - Mar 30, 2005 9:43:32 am PST #271 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Cashmere - Mar 30, 2005 9:44:51 am PST #272 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Well...as much as I love the Big Dog, he did bomb Afghanistan right in the middle of the Monica hearings
So this is why some of my crazy, conservative relatives actually blamed 9/11 on Bill Clinton. I just thought they forgot their tin foil beanies.
Aims - Mar 30, 2005 9:45:35 am PST #273 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
It's probably all over now, isn't it?
Yup.
Jessica - Mar 30, 2005 9:46:00 am PST #274 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Okay. I'm not sure what I said that was so offensive to drive you out of the thread, but I can promise you that wasn't my intention.
I'm a bit at sea here, actually.
ChiKat - Mar 30, 2005 9:46:02 am PST #275 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Also, water can spew out of the elevators.
I know this is bad, but it must look pretty cool!
Jessica - Mar 30, 2005 9:46:41 am PST #276 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Also, water can spew out of the elevators.
Admit it, you work in the Shining hotel, don't you?
Katerina Bee - Mar 30, 2005 9:47:58 am PST #277 of 10001
Herding cats for fun
Also, water can spew out of the elevators.
Cool, bonus carpet cleaning.
Aims - Mar 30, 2005 9:48:32 am PST #278 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
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JohnSweden - Mar 30, 2005 9:52:16 am PST #279 of 10001
I can't even.
Okay. I'm not sure what I said that was so offensive to drive you out of the thread, but I can promise you that wasn't my intention.
No, no. Rather, your phraseology loaned itself to too many blowjob jokes and I was scampering away from the keyboard to preserve a smidgen of dignity. I knew I should have fired a winkey in there, sorry.
Cashmere - Mar 30, 2005 9:53:40 am PST #280 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
your phraseology loaned itself to too many blowjob jokes
I totally missed that! And that's so not like me.