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This is not funny. This... this is a morality tale about the evils of sake.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'

Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.

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P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2005 1:32:05 pm PDT #2669 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Plei! You're going to have a tickybox tomorrow! Eeeep! It's so weird with an induction to actually know (more or less) when you're going to have the baby!

Well, not until Wednesday at the earliest. We go in tomorrow to start things moving with the Cervidil insert, so as to ripen those parts what need to open. No pit until Wednesday.

Heh. That's okay. It just reminded me that I probably hadn't actually *said* that to Plei, and just thought it really loudly. Because can't all of you read my mind?

It reminded me that I hadn't emailed you. Also, I'm going to need (if you don't mind) to give you my LJ password so it can be posted there.

Atropa - Apr 11, 2005 1:33:12 pm PDT #2670 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Also, I'm going to need (if you don't mind) to give you my LJ password so it can be posted there.

Mad! Mad with power! Fear me, I will have Plei's password! Muah-ha-ha-ha ...

er, no, I don't mind.

Steph L. - Apr 11, 2005 1:33:36 pm PDT #2671 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

I am actually bouncing up and down in my chair, going "Plei baby! Plei baby! Plei baby!"

And now I'm going to do laundry and take a walk before it rains.

Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2005 1:33:39 pm PDT #2672 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

y'all are making me laugh.

thank you.

Steph L. - Apr 11, 2005 1:34:32 pm PDT #2673 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nora, shall I tell you a joke before I go do laundry?

Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2005 1:36:12 pm PDT #2674 of 10001

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

totally!

P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2005 1:39:32 pm PDT #2675 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Jilli, insent.

Atropa - Apr 11, 2005 1:41:58 pm PDT #2676 of 10001

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, insent.

Got it.

Steph L. - Apr 11, 2005 1:43:29 pm PDT #2677 of 10001

I look more rad than Lutheranism

So, it's the Garden of Eden. God has just finished making Eve, and now it's time to start passing out all the attributes. Most of the attributes go to both Adam AND Eve, but not all.

So God's just about done, and is digging around in the bottom of the Human Attribute Bag.

"Okay, I have 2 left," God says, "and only one of each. First is the ability to pee standing up."

Adam jumps up. "Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me! Oh, man, God, I *gotta* have that! That's so cool! I could write my name in the snow with ease! Camping trips will never be problematic! And I'll be able to zip in and out of the restroom at rock concerts while Eve's still standing in line!"

God looks at Eve, who just waves her hand and says, "Fine, he can have it if it's so important."

Then God says, "Well, Eve, I guess the last one goes to you, then. Now, let me see....where is it?" God roots around in the bottom of the bag. "Oh, yes -- multiple orgasms."

[Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the tofu.]

P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2005 1:43:46 pm PDT #2678 of 10001

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I figured I should change it to something secure that was still something you could remember easily. *g*

(Not to mention something I could remember, period. I miss my brain.)

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