totally!
Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.
Simon ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2005 1:36:12 pm PDT #2674 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2005 1:39:32 pm PDT #2675 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jilli, insent.
Atropa - Apr 11, 2005 1:41:58 pm PDT #2676 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, insent.
Got it.
Steph L. - Apr 11, 2005 1:43:29 pm PDT #2677 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
So, it's the Garden of Eden. God has just finished making Eve, and now it's time to start passing out all the attributes. Most of the attributes go to both Adam AND Eve, but not all.
So God's just about done, and is digging around in the bottom of the Human Attribute Bag.
"Okay, I have 2 left," God says, "and only one of each. First is the ability to pee standing up."
Adam jumps up. "Oooh! Oooh! Me! Me! Oh, man, God, I *gotta* have that! That's so cool! I could write my name in the snow with ease! Camping trips will never be problematic! And I'll be able to zip in and out of the restroom at rock concerts while Eve's still standing in line!"
God looks at Eve, who just waves her hand and says, "Fine, he can have it if it's so important."
Then God says, "Well, Eve, I guess the last one goes to you, then. Now, let me see....where is it?" God roots around in the bottom of the bag. "Oh, yes -- multiple orgasms."
[Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the tofu.]
P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2005 1:43:46 pm PDT #2678 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I figured I should change it to something secure that was still something you could remember easily. *g*
(Not to mention something I could remember, period. I miss my brain.)
Steph L. - Apr 11, 2005 1:44:54 pm PDT #2679 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Plei, if I understand the gestation/labor/delivery process correctly, Tickybox will be born with about half of your cerebellum clutched in her teeny little hand.
Atropa - Apr 11, 2005 1:45:47 pm PDT #2680 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I figured I should change it to something secure that was still something you could remember easily. *g*
Small chance I'll forget *that*.
(Not to mention something I could remember, period. I miss my brain.)
We'll give you back your brain when you get to have sushi again.
P.M. Marc - Apr 11, 2005 1:47:29 pm PDT #2681 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
We'll give you back your brain when you get to have sushi again.
This makes me feel like Aquaman, only EEEEEEEEVIL.
Plei, if I understand the gestation/labor/delivery process correctly, Tickybox will be born with about half of your cerebellum clutched in her teeny little hand.
She'll have to give it back and take Paul's, instead.
DavidS - Apr 11, 2005 1:48:57 pm PDT #2682 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Small chance I'll forget *that*.
Note to file: Ple's LJ password is, "petermurphyseyeliner"
Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2005 1:56:10 pm PDT #2683 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
ooh, Hec's file's noting. very entertaining.