Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Apr 11, 2005 5:05:28 am PDT #2514 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

billytea, we're going to the zoo today to celebrate. We thought you'd approve.


billytea - Apr 11, 2005 5:07:09 am PDT #2515 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea, we're going to the zoo today to celebrate. We thought you'd approve.

Absolutely. Zoos are the reason why there's an impressionable age.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 11, 2005 5:09:01 am PDT #2516 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

yay, the zoo! my sister loves taking her kids to that zoo.

will we get tearing into cake pictures?


billytea - Apr 11, 2005 5:13:55 am PDT #2517 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Incidentally, the last time I took anyone to the zoo (as in being responsible for them) was an octogenarian friend of Bec's. That was a cool visit. There was a family of peafowl, a mother with chicks, wandering around the outdoor dining tables. Got lots of good photos. And then we got lost in West Philadelphia with a retirement home resident with an increasingly insistent bladder issue in the front seat. Good times, I tell you. Good times.


-t - Apr 11, 2005 5:18:51 am PDT #2518 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Yay zoo!

I am so contentless this morning.


erikaj - Apr 11, 2005 5:23:14 am PDT #2519 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

One thing I hate about Monday mornings is my lack of anything resembling an interesting weekend, for weeks. Maybe I should start making shit up, see if you're smart enough to catch me. But at least nobody's cutting around the naughty bits, I suppose. So Billytea, did Bec's friend find a bathroom in time?


Jessica - Apr 11, 2005 5:30:48 am PDT #2520 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Happy birthday, Owen!

I woke up this morning with searing lower back pain, which still hasn't subsided. It feels like it would go away if I could only stretch out properly, or crack my back, but I can't because it HURTS. I have yet to find a comfortable sitting position. It's not bad enough that I'm worried about it, but it's bad enough and constant enough that I'm having trouble concentrating on anything else.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 11, 2005 5:33:36 am PDT #2521 of 10001
What is even happening?

Jess, have you taken anything like Ibuprofen, or whatever?


Jessica - Apr 11, 2005 5:40:07 am PDT #2522 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Not yet. I think the receptionist has some upstairs, but that would involve walking up a flight of stairs.


Steph L. - Apr 11, 2005 5:40:30 am PDT #2523 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Jess, have you taken anything like Ibuprofen, or whatever?

The ThermaCare patches can help loosen up tight muscles. (If you go out at lunch, or can send a minion to CVS.) And the downward dog yoga pose has been a really good stretch for my lower back. YLBMV.