Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Deena - Apr 10, 2005 7:36:56 am PDT #2384 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Ah, that wouldn't have been any fun. Mine was a single page, I think, and mostly about wanting to nurse (which didn't happen) and wanting the baby to sleep in (she never slept so we had to send her to the nursery a couple of times so I could get some rest) and that I wanted an epidural and stuff like that. I don't recall all of it.

I didn't do one with Aidan, and I wish I'd had more control of what went on with him. I was too out of it to follow what was going on and I still don't really recall what the emergency was that kept him in the nursery for most of a day. A plan wouldn't have helped with that, though.


Aims - Apr 10, 2005 7:52:23 am PDT #2385 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I had a list of things I did NOT want to happen and in what order.

Every last freaking one of them happened.

That'll learn me. :)


Cashmere - Apr 10, 2005 7:55:24 am PDT #2386 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

BWAH!


Aims - Apr 10, 2005 7:57:13 am PDT #2387 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I know.

Although, now I can schedule births! Advance notice given and invites made! I can choose astrlogical signs! And no maore contractions ever ever ever!


Deena - Apr 10, 2005 8:09:15 am PDT #2388 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Sounds like Aimee's teething. Someone got the Tylenol?


Steph L. - Apr 10, 2005 8:14:01 am PDT #2389 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

A picture for Aimee (and anyone else who's interested): Still not King (yet). RAWR. That is one fine-looking future monarch.


Cashmere - Apr 10, 2005 8:24:01 am PDT #2390 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

That is one fine-looking future monarch.

He's going bald very early, though.


Lee - Apr 10, 2005 8:24:43 am PDT #2391 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I lugged my laundry all the way to the basement only to find that all 8 of the washing machines were full.

I hate it when that happens. It always ends with me not doing the laundry.


Stephanie - Apr 10, 2005 8:29:59 am PDT #2392 of 10001
Trust my rage

Nobody I know who's given birth actually wrote out a plan.

I have one - or more accurately, I am in the process of making one. I think the word "plan" is sort of misleading. Or else you have to remember that it's like the military - no plan survives first contact.

For me, the process of putting the plan together has been very helpful in making me consider all the various options and what they entail. When the midwife says "we recommend X", I want to know what she's talking about and have had time (when I'm not in labor) to have thought about it.

ION, have we heard anything from Nora? The whole house offer/acceptance thing is nerve wracking - I hope it goes smoothly!


Topic!Cindy - Apr 10, 2005 8:59:33 am PDT #2393 of 10001
What is even happening?

Like Cashmere, I didn't dare make a plan, because I would have felt married to the plan, and seen anyone who tried to get me to veer from the plan as a horrible, horrible interloper. And because I have the kind of luck where, like Aimee, everything not on my plan would have wound up on my plate.

RAWR. That is one fine-looking future monarch.
Yeah. I uh remember his folks marrying. I uh remember him being born and Christened. I uh remember feeling bad for the poor young boy whose mother died. I uh try not to look at pictures of either young prince, all too often, because it makes me feel like uh a dirty uh old uh lady. Say what you want about him marrying her, but at least Charles first choice brought some looks back to the gene pool. I thought was going to be the last Windsor I could look at.