I had a list of things I did NOT want to happen and in what order.
Every last freaking one of them happened.
That'll learn me. :)
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I had a list of things I did NOT want to happen and in what order.
Every last freaking one of them happened.
That'll learn me. :)
BWAH!
I know.
Although, now I can schedule births! Advance notice given and invites made! I can choose astrlogical signs! And no maore contractions ever ever ever!
Sounds like Aimee's teething. Someone got the Tylenol?
A picture for Aimee (and anyone else who's interested): Still not King (yet). RAWR. That is one fine-looking future monarch.
That is one fine-looking future monarch.
He's going bald very early, though.
I lugged my laundry all the way to the basement only to find that all 8 of the washing machines were full.
I hate it when that happens. It always ends with me not doing the laundry.
Nobody I know who's given birth actually wrote out a plan.
I have one - or more accurately, I am in the process of making one. I think the word "plan" is sort of misleading. Or else you have to remember that it's like the military - no plan survives first contact.
For me, the process of putting the plan together has been very helpful in making me consider all the various options and what they entail. When the midwife says "we recommend X", I want to know what she's talking about and have had time (when I'm not in labor) to have thought about it.
ION, have we heard anything from Nora? The whole house offer/acceptance thing is nerve wracking - I hope it goes smoothly!
Like Cashmere, I didn't dare make a plan, because I would have felt married to the plan, and seen anyone who tried to get me to veer from the plan as a horrible, horrible interloper. And because I have the kind of luck where, like Aimee, everything not on my plan would have wound up on my plate.
RAWR. That is one fine-looking future monarch.Yeah. I uh remember his folks marrying. I uh remember him being born and Christened. I uh remember feeling bad for the poor young boy whose mother died. I uh try not to look at pictures of either young prince, all too often, because it makes me feel like uh a dirty uh old uh lady. Say what you want about him marrying her, but at least Charles first choice brought some looks back to the gene pool. I thought was going to be the last Windsor I could look at.
Some please remind me that my father is actually a really good father and not trying to drive me batty on purpose.