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Atropa - Apr 08, 2005 10:46:47 am PDT #2219 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yikes, Sean. I hope it gets taken care of.

My (apparently totally misplaced) faith in modern banking is shattered.

Mine was shattered a long time ago when I learned that, with two or three simple steps, you could delay a check clearing by up to a week. (I do not recommend this as a way to handle your finances, btw.)

Sean K - Apr 08, 2005 10:55:59 am PDT #2220 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And I just got told by the mechanic fixing my car that my two front tires are bald with cords showing, and that I need an oil change.

I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY FOR THIS! FUCKING NONE! I HAVE FOURTEEN MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS IN MY GOD DAMNED ACCOUNT! WHY WON'T THE GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE????????????

sj - Apr 08, 2005 10:57:22 am PDT #2221 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Sean}}}

tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 10:58:37 am PDT #2222 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And I just got told by the mechanic fixing my car that my two front tires are bald with cords showing, and that I need an oil change.

Yikes. That sucks.

You can put off the oil change. Be careful driving in the rain with tires like that. If your car is front-drive I suggest rotating the tires so the bad ones are on the back. (The typical front-drive car has 2/3 of its weight on the front tires, and since they do the driving, steering and most of the braking they wear out much faster. Plus I think a blowout on a rear tire is easier to handle.)

erikaj - Apr 08, 2005 11:00:02 am PDT #2223 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Because it is a cruel place. Oh, you didn't want an answer, did you? My bad, Minister.

DawnK - Apr 08, 2005 11:03:33 am PDT #2224 of 10001
giraffe mode

Banks will apparently deposit anything they're handed

Yup they will - get this, I do not work for FedX BUT a customer sent our billing dept a ck made out to FedX for $10,000 (yes, $10,000) and not only did our billing people deposit it but the bank cleared it! Said customer = none too pleased.

brenda m - Apr 08, 2005 11:04:41 am PDT #2225 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ack, Sean.

Fay! I was thinking of you yesterday - glad to hear you're all right, even though I was pretty sure that was the case.

Fay - Apr 08, 2005 11:05:14 am PDT #2226 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Mwah! Yes, am fine and dandy.

sj - Apr 08, 2005 11:07:10 am PDT #2227 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Fay! Glad to hear you are safe. How's life?

Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 11:08:18 am PDT #2228 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh {{{Sean}}}

I'm so sorry. You don't deserve any of this.

I do have some extremely stupid people that desperately need killing, but I don't think we have a budget for hitmen. I could check with my boss...

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