Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Apr 08, 2005 10:29:23 am PDT #2213 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I bet I gave Trudy a Sunrise/Sunset moment just now, with my cuffoon love. Thank you, SPP! I might've gone on being desert vanilla without you and the rest of the Bitches.

Weirdest thing, at about 1:00 Super Porny Pants came wooshing through my office performing aerial cartwheels.

Now I know why.


sj - Apr 08, 2005 10:32:16 am PDT #2214 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Kara just asked for Barbie Shampoo. I said, "uh, I dunno, baby." She replied, "Uhhh, I do know, baby."

Bwah!


-t - Apr 08, 2005 10:33:20 am PDT #2215 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My (apparently totally misplaced) faith in modern banking is shattered.

I swear to god, when I was a teller, we checked things like signatures and if the person a check was made out to was a depositer on teh account it was deposited to.


sj - Apr 08, 2005 10:35:12 am PDT #2216 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, Sean. I hope you can figure out what happened.


sj - Apr 08, 2005 10:43:32 am PDT #2217 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just watched this weeks Tru Calling it was written by Jane Espenson this week. It's a good episode; I think she could have done some interesting things with the series.


Sparky1 - Apr 08, 2005 10:44:59 am PDT #2218 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

I swear to god, when I was a teller, we checked things like signatures and if the person a check was made out to was a depositer on teh account it was deposited to.

Totally depends on the teller, in my experience with wedding checks made out to the DH and I. Some tellers wouldn't let me deposit checks that had an "and" between our names if the account was only in my name.

I learned to avoid those tellers, and, apparently, Sean's alter ego has, too!


Atropa - Apr 08, 2005 10:46:47 am PDT #2219 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Yikes, Sean. I hope it gets taken care of.

My (apparently totally misplaced) faith in modern banking is shattered.

Mine was shattered a long time ago when I learned that, with two or three simple steps, you could delay a check clearing by up to a week. (I do not recommend this as a way to handle your finances, btw.)


Sean K - Apr 08, 2005 10:55:59 am PDT #2220 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

And I just got told by the mechanic fixing my car that my two front tires are bald with cords showing, and that I need an oil change.

I HAVE NO FUCKING MONEY FOR THIS! FUCKING NONE! I HAVE FOURTEEN MOTHERFUCKING DOLLARS IN MY GOD DAMNED ACCOUNT! WHY WON'T THE GOD DAMNED MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE????????????


sj - Apr 08, 2005 10:57:22 am PDT #2221 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Sean}}}


tommyrot - Apr 08, 2005 10:58:37 am PDT #2222 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And I just got told by the mechanic fixing my car that my two front tires are bald with cords showing, and that I need an oil change.

Yikes. That sucks.

You can put off the oil change. Be careful driving in the rain with tires like that. If your car is front-drive I suggest rotating the tires so the bad ones are on the back. (The typical front-drive car has 2/3 of its weight on the front tires, and since they do the driving, steering and most of the braking they wear out much faster. Plus I think a blowout on a rear tire is easier to handle.)