Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 10:08:05 am PDT #2207 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's worrisome, Sean. I thought there were procedures in place at the bank to keep that sort of thing from happening if someone just randomly got hold of your check. Get a credit report, at least.


Hil R. - Apr 08, 2005 10:12:05 am PDT #2208 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sean, you can go to the credit check website and put a fraud watch on your credit report -- they'll send you your credit reports so you can check to see if there have been any new accounts opened in your name, and for the next three months, there'll be a flag on your credit report for any banks or credit card companies to contact you before opening any new accounts for you.


Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 10:13:21 am PDT #2209 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I thought there were procedures in place at the bank to keep that sort of thing from happening if someone just randomly got hold of your check.

I once stupidly put my rent check into the wrong envelope, and didn't notice because it was cashed on time. Banks will apparently deposit anything they're handed without question, unless someone complains.

They were able to fix the mistake once it had been pointed out to them. (Thankfully, both my landlord and the person who'd mistakenly deposited his check were both with Chase, so they just transferred the money.)


Frankenbuddha - Apr 08, 2005 10:14:34 am PDT #2210 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Ah hell Sean. I hope it turns out to be something easily clear-up-able.

eyes April suspiciously

Despite the lovely weather, you're feeling AWFULLY familiar in terms of how you're treating buffistas.

keeps eye on April


SuziQ - Apr 08, 2005 10:20:37 am PDT #2211 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Waves back!

Sean - that is beyond wrong. Hopefully (???) it is just a case of them stealing a check, and not your identity. Blarg in any case.

The A's are looking pretty good - but the season has barely started. So far to go... I am looking forward to opening day on Monday. And then Friday is the day they show my spotlight - I'm already nervous!!!


brenda m - Apr 08, 2005 10:24:18 am PDT #2212 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Banks will cash absolutely anything. My mom gave me a check once for some money she owed me, but she couldn't remember how much, so she wrote it to me but just left the amount blank. I filled in the date and the amount in completely different handwriting and, IIRC, green ink. It was about $500, so not tiny, and I remember hoping they wouldn't give me a hard time. Nope, no worries.

Neither of us realized until after they sent her the cancelled check a month later that she'd forgotten to sign the damn thing in the first place.


Trudy Booth - Apr 08, 2005 10:29:23 am PDT #2213 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I bet I gave Trudy a Sunrise/Sunset moment just now, with my cuffoon love. Thank you, SPP! I might've gone on being desert vanilla without you and the rest of the Bitches.

Weirdest thing, at about 1:00 Super Porny Pants came wooshing through my office performing aerial cartwheels.

Now I know why.


sj - Apr 08, 2005 10:32:16 am PDT #2214 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Kara just asked for Barbie Shampoo. I said, "uh, I dunno, baby." She replied, "Uhhh, I do know, baby."

Bwah!


-t - Apr 08, 2005 10:33:20 am PDT #2215 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My (apparently totally misplaced) faith in modern banking is shattered.

I swear to god, when I was a teller, we checked things like signatures and if the person a check was made out to was a depositer on teh account it was deposited to.


sj - Apr 08, 2005 10:35:12 am PDT #2216 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Ugh, Sean. I hope you can figure out what happened.