No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Apr 08, 2005 9:58:28 am PDT #2199 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

BOUNDIN'!!


Jessica - Apr 08, 2005 9:59:05 am PDT #2200 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

There's a jackass penguin.


Scrappy - Apr 08, 2005 9:59:09 am PDT #2201 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Hey, Lexine!


Deena - Apr 08, 2005 10:00:17 am PDT #2202 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Hiya Lexine!

Kara just asked for Barbie Shampoo. I said, "uh, I dunno, baby." She replied, "Uhhh, I do know, baby."

Sheesh.


-t - Apr 08, 2005 10:02:05 am PDT #2203 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

lexine! A's won last night!

Jackass penguin, that's what I was thinking of. Camels. penguins, it's a natural mistake.

Sounds like consensus on the third one, then. Excellent.


Sean K - Apr 08, 2005 10:04:55 am PDT #2204 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

So, I've been missing a check from my show from a few weeks ago. I was talking to the business manager about it, and she said that if it didn't show up by yesterday to let her know and she would issue a stop payment on it and issue a new check.

She just informed me in email that it was deposited into some account I've never heard of by ATM and cashed yesterday.

I'm really quite concerned that someone stole the check, but even more concerned that someone has stolen my identity.


Connie Neil - Apr 08, 2005 10:07:02 am PDT #2205 of 10001
brillig

t hands Sean the "I must learn never to say It Could Be Worse" crown

It's a lovely piece of personal adornment, Sean.


Aims - Apr 08, 2005 10:07:17 am PDT #2206 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

How do I know it's really you?


-t - Apr 08, 2005 10:08:05 am PDT #2207 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That's worrisome, Sean. I thought there were procedures in place at the bank to keep that sort of thing from happening if someone just randomly got hold of your check. Get a credit report, at least.


Hil R. - Apr 08, 2005 10:12:05 am PDT #2208 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Sean, you can go to the credit check website and put a fraud watch on your credit report -- they'll send you your credit reports so you can check to see if there have been any new accounts opened in your name, and for the next three months, there'll be a flag on your credit report for any banks or credit card companies to contact you before opening any new accounts for you.