I know a woman who cured scurvy with a key lime pie.
Which is why pirates would always eat at Red Lobster.
No, no, no, sir. No more chick pit for you. Come on.
Riley ,'Lessons'
Spike's Bitches 23: We've mastered the power of positive giving up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:22:02 pm PDT #1735 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Aims - Apr 06, 2005 12:22:58 pm PDT #1736 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I thought pirates like the cheesy bread rolls.
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:24:40 pm PDT #1737 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I thought pirates like the cheesy bread rolls.
Yes. But pirate captains would give a crewman a lashing if he didn't eat his serving of key lime pie.
Also, did you know that Bluebeard the Pirate invented Surf-n-Turf?
Aims - Apr 06, 2005 12:25:32 pm PDT #1738 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
tommyrot - Apr 06, 2005 12:26:25 pm PDT #1739 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Did you know the human head weighs 8 pounds?
More if it has lice.
Aims - Apr 06, 2005 12:26:51 pm PDT #1740 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Twice as much if there's scabies too.
vw bug - Apr 06, 2005 12:27:23 pm PDT #1741 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Scabies apparently don't like the face much. I appreciate that about them.
lisah - Apr 06, 2005 12:27:34 pm PDT #1742 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
But, fortunately, they can't.
That's a relief! (little bastards can give us their parasites but they won't take ours...)
It was so awful it just became funny. (Especially with the passage of time. And boy do I have a great pickup line! "Yeah, I've had mange.")
We have funny pictures of my dog with the treatment stuff on him -- it turned him green!
Deena - Apr 06, 2005 12:28:09 pm PDT #1743 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Stephanie, many happy returns of the (yester)day! I hope this coming year is full of joyous good things for you.
I've got the curtains sort of hung. I wish the rest of the living room was done. It's almost time to cook dinner.
Whee! My life is one long round of giddy dissipation.
lisah - Apr 06, 2005 12:28:31 pm PDT #1744 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Scabies apparently don't like the face much.
If they're like the mange the love the boobies though.
But, who doesn't!