Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Apr 28, 2005 11:13:34 am PDT #9831 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Last weekend's EW was the Summer Movie Preview issue.


sumi - Apr 28, 2005 11:13:51 am PDT #9832 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Thank you!

My father would have LOVED this news.


Susan W. - Apr 28, 2005 11:15:40 am PDT #9833 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Last weekend's EW was the Summer Movie Preview issue.

OK, now I'm really pissed off.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 11:18:00 am PDT #9834 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I don't know if I got that EW either.


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2005 11:19:24 am PDT #9835 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. I don't know if I got that EW either.

How will you ever know what to do all summer?


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 11:21:00 am PDT #9836 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am so adrift now. I've just screwed up the next five or so months.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 28, 2005 11:24:02 am PDT #9837 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Yeah, last year when my mail carrier broke the last straw (by wrapping the erroneously returned Christmas gift I'd sent meara around my mailbox instead of just placing it by my door or leaving a delivery note) I went to the postmaster to begin formal complaint proceedings.

One word of caution—the woman looked up my phone number and left me messages asking to talk so she could convince me to drop the complaint. Which I think is fairly laughable when a dissatisfied customer has gone to the trouble of finding a supervisor at a federal agency and driving to his office to file a complaint in person, though I suppose she couldn't lose anything by trying.


Calli - Apr 28, 2005 11:26:21 am PDT #9838 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

My mail mysteriously stopped coming for a week, about a year after I moved into my current apartment. I called the nearest post office, and said, essentially, WTF? The next day my mail showed up. A whole lot of mail, so I'm assuming some of it had been held. Hope something similar happens for you, Susan.


§ ita § - Apr 28, 2005 11:29:24 am PDT #9839 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

First time I started missing EW, turned out my subscription had expired, but they couldn't tell me about it, because I'd asked them not to spam me. Pfft.

It seems that Jolie and/or Pitt authorised the sale of snapshots of them on vacation. It makes me laugh that publications adore these pics, yet they're completely unsalacious. Some proof of a torrid homewrecking affair these are. Wouldn't eye contact be expected, at least?


Allyson - Apr 28, 2005 11:29:35 am PDT #9840 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So no Florence King then I suppose.

Aren't I the poor man's Florence King? I'm conservative?