Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.

Gunn ,'Power Play'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 28, 2005 6:21:09 am PDT #9657 of 10001
What is even happening?

Running around getting exercise is no way to meet No Child Left Behind standards. Therefore it's counterproductive.
Actually, even with whatever standards, if a kid doesn't get out to run around for spell, he's not going to be able to learn anything, because the adrenaline floods his brain, and a brain drowning in adrenaline is dumb. SCIENCE FACT (or possibly my asspull opinion, but let's go with SCIENCE FACT).


Steph L. - Apr 28, 2005 6:22:07 am PDT #9658 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

On the 22nd of December 2004, Kyle Van Horn taped a disposable camera to a piece of black foamcore and inscribed upon it the following message: "ATTENTION POSTAL WORKERS! Please help us with our project. As this camera travels across the country we want photos of all whom it encounters. Please take a photo before you pass it along. Thank you!"

That IS cool! Except many of the photographers seemed to ignore the flash button, which is unfortunate.


JZ - Apr 28, 2005 6:23:14 am PDT #9659 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

DX, I think JZ just called you old.

Dude! Stop putting words in my fingertips! A man who's willing to quote The Producers at the drop of a hat is forever young in my book.


Jesse - Apr 28, 2005 6:23:52 am PDT #9660 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My personal favorite moment of the entire show came earlier, though, when Stewart mocked the tee-heeing giggly us-girls ineptitude of the CNN co-anchors at the end of a serious, depressing story in which a spokesflackster had just lied on-air: he flailed, he giggled, he exploded into righteous expletive-laced fury. I would've had his baby right then and there.

OMG, I KNOW!! In Oprah magazine this month, there is a list of "five women we'd like to trade places with for the day" or something, and Tracey Stewart is on the list. For a minute I was annoyed that they couldn't come up with five women with their own merits, but then I remembered HOW FUCKING TRUE it is.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 28, 2005 6:24:12 am PDT #9661 of 10001
What is even happening?

JZ, you're a stompy suck up.


bon bon - Apr 28, 2005 6:24:53 am PDT #9662 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

My favorite was jailball. I was good at jailball.


Jesse - Apr 28, 2005 6:25:41 am PDT #9663 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My favorite was jailball. I was good at jailball.

Shouldn't you be a criminal prosecuter, then?


sarameg - Apr 28, 2005 6:26:06 am PDT #9664 of 10001

Tetherball, foursquare and kickball were ok.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 28, 2005 6:26:46 am PDT #9665 of 10001
What is even happening?

What's jailball?


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2005 6:27:24 am PDT #9666 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Poking my head in for a sec...

Today on the bus I saw an ad that said that if a woman waits too long to have a baby, she might not be able to. Something about how your 20's or early 30's is the best time to have a baby, as the odds of getting pregnant drop off after that.

I forget the name of the organization that did the ad, but I've seen something like it before. Is this some conservative religious thing?