Running around getting exercise is no way to meet No Child Left Behind standards. Therefore it's counterproductive.
Actually, even with whatever standards, if a kid doesn't get out to run around for spell, he's not going to be able to learn anything, because the adrenaline floods his brain, and a brain drowning in adrenaline is dumb. SCIENCE FACT (or possibly my asspull opinion, but let's go with SCIENCE FACT).
On the 22nd of December 2004, Kyle Van Horn taped a disposable camera to a piece of black foamcore and inscribed upon it the following message: "ATTENTION POSTAL WORKERS! Please help us with our project. As this camera travels across the country we want photos of all whom it encounters. Please take a photo before you pass it along. Thank you!"
That IS cool! Except many of the photographers seemed to ignore the flash button, which is unfortunate.
DX, I think JZ just called you old.
Dude! Stop putting words in my fingertips! A man who's willing to quote
The Producers
at the drop of a hat is forever young in my book.
My personal favorite moment of the entire show came earlier, though, when Stewart mocked the tee-heeing giggly us-girls ineptitude of the CNN co-anchors at the end of a serious, depressing story in which a spokesflackster had just lied on-air: he flailed, he giggled, he exploded into righteous expletive-laced fury. I would've had his baby right then and there.
OMG, I KNOW!! In Oprah magazine this month, there is a list of "five women we'd like to trade places with for the day" or something, and Tracey Stewart is on the list. For a minute I was annoyed that they couldn't come up with five women with their own merits, but then I remembered HOW FUCKING TRUE it is.
JZ, you're a stompy suck up.
My favorite was jailball. I was good at jailball.
My favorite was jailball. I was good at jailball.
Shouldn't you be a criminal prosecuter, then?
Tetherball, foursquare and kickball were ok.
Poking my head in for a sec...
Today on the bus I saw an ad that said that if a woman waits too long to have a baby, she might not be able to. Something about how your 20's or early 30's is the best time to have a baby, as the odds of getting pregnant drop off after that.
I forget the name of the organization that did the ad, but I've seen something like it before. Is this some conservative religious thing?