DX, I think JZ just called you old.
Dude! Stop putting words in my fingertips! A man who's willing to quote The Producers at the drop of a hat is forever young in my book.
I'll be in my bunk.
Jayne ,'War Stories'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Apr 28, 2005 6:23:14 am PDT #9659 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Jesse - Apr 28, 2005 6:23:52 am PDT #9660 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My personal favorite moment of the entire show came earlier, though, when Stewart mocked the tee-heeing giggly us-girls ineptitude of the CNN co-anchors at the end of a serious, depressing story in which a spokesflackster had just lied on-air: he flailed, he giggled, he exploded into righteous expletive-laced fury. I would've had his baby right then and there.
OMG, I KNOW!! In Oprah magazine this month, there is a list of "five women we'd like to trade places with for the day" or something, and Tracey Stewart is on the list. For a minute I was annoyed that they couldn't come up with five women with their own merits, but then I remembered HOW FUCKING TRUE it is.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 28, 2005 6:24:12 am PDT #9661 of 10001
What is even happening?
JZ, you're a stompy suck up.
bon bon - Apr 28, 2005 6:24:53 am PDT #9662 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
My favorite was jailball. I was good at jailball.
Jesse - Apr 28, 2005 6:25:41 am PDT #9663 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My favorite was jailball. I was good at jailball.
Shouldn't you be a criminal prosecuter, then?
sarameg - Apr 28, 2005 6:26:06 am PDT #9664 of 10001
Tetherball, foursquare and kickball were ok.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 28, 2005 6:26:46 am PDT #9665 of 10001
What is even happening?
What's jailball?
tommyrot - Apr 28, 2005 6:27:24 am PDT #9666 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Poking my head in for a sec...
Today on the bus I saw an ad that said that if a woman waits too long to have a baby, she might not be able to. Something about how your 20's or early 30's is the best time to have a baby, as the odds of getting pregnant drop off after that.
I forget the name of the organization that did the ad, but I've seen something like it before. Is this some conservative religious thing?
DXMachina - Apr 28, 2005 6:27:26 am PDT #9667 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
but by the mid to late 70s dodgeball was a way for popular kids to fuck with unpopular ones with the teacher's permission.
I'm not sure a kid's popularity or unpopularity necessarily correlates with ability to play dodge ball, or any sports activity.
JZ - Apr 28, 2005 6:27:34 am PDT #9668 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I'd think a 13 year-old would be too physically immature to safely carry a baby to full term.
I think she can do it fairly safely, but the toll on her own body is considerable. Making a whole new human is taxing enough for a full-grown adult female body; it makes unbelievable demands on a body that still needs another 5-7 years of growth and maturation itself.