Gimme some milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gus - Apr 27, 2005 11:59:09 am PDT #9420 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

t oh, cool, the ickies have lost a few legs. scampers out.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2005 11:59:28 am PDT #9421 of 10001
What is even happening?

Fails to mention how she knows it is gross


sarameg - Apr 27, 2005 11:59:39 am PDT #9422 of 10001

But the fluttering of its wings down my back (long nightdress) will stay with me forever, I fear.

Up.my.skirt. And it was the 3 inch long crunchy crawly kind.

Needless to say, I was shortly standing deskirted in the middle of my dad's office, stomping on said skirt. The office also happened to be facing the university library front entrance and yes, it was between classes. I really don't like roaches.


-t - Apr 27, 2005 12:00:14 pm PDT #9423 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ladybugs bite.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2005 12:00:48 pm PDT #9424 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It's not rappelling spiders, nor spiders in tea. But the fluttering of its wings down my back (long nightdress) will stay with me forever, I fear.

Ye gods. shuuuudder


Steph L. - Apr 27, 2005 12:00:56 pm PDT #9425 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

STOP TALKING ABOUT BUGS, SPIDERS, INSECTS, ETC. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!


Susan W. - Apr 27, 2005 12:04:32 pm PDT #9426 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

So. How 'bout them baseball teams?


shrift - Apr 27, 2005 12:05:07 pm PDT #9427 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Ignoring the spider talk. La la la!

Increasingly, my phone number seems to be the only one people know. They're calling me for everything, from "Hi, I'm Person from Agency Blah. We're shooting a commercial on a TIGHT schedule and we were wondering if we could get..." to "Hi, I'm Somebody from Agency Whatever, and our invoices are being sent to the wrong place..." to "Hi, I'm Guy from Agency Cutesyname, and I was wondering if I could get the font..." and so on.

Now, shockingly, I'm not actually in charge of Everything. In fact, I'm not even in charge of A Lot. But since the phone calls have been actively interfering with me doing my actual work, I'm thinking of changing the message on my voice mail:

"Hello, you've reached the Everything Desk. We're in charge of everything! We can answer your every question! And since we know everything, we already know exactly what it is you need. You may hang up now secure in the knowledge that we will take care of everything. Have a great day, and thanks for calling the Everything Desk!"


Gus - Apr 27, 2005 12:05:15 pm PDT #9428 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

What Steph said, but in a more demure tone of voice.


Amy - Apr 27, 2005 12:05:19 pm PDT #9429 of 10001
Because books.

The Mets lost today. Imagine my surprise.