Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Apr 27, 2005 11:34:45 am PDT #9373 of 10001
brillig

how you could live in the house with a known arachnid taking over your bathroom, where there's probably a usual amount of nekkidity.

I've never worried about the spiders seeing me naked. If the cats don't care, the bugs won't.

edit: Of course, now I'm wondering if there's a whole lot of "My eyes, my eyes!" going on in the baseboards.


Atropa - Apr 27, 2005 11:35:56 am PDT #9374 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

There was a spider egg on the ceiling I'd overlooked in cleaning. It had hatched, and there were dozens of tiny paratroopers rapelling down from the ceiling.

never stops screaming

Joins Jessica in the screaming.

Now I'm freaked out, and my skin feels itchy. Thanks.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 27, 2005 11:36:17 am PDT #9375 of 10001
What is even happening?

I don't care if the spiders see me naked. I care if the spiders crawl on my naked flesh, particularly the parts which are naked, less frequently. Of course, I have had moderate allergic reactions to spider bites, and don't need my ass swelling up.

Any more.

Than it already has.

From steady brownie application.


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2005 11:36:23 am PDT #9376 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't kill spiders either. I'm too apathetic to free them, and I will gleefully vacuum empty webs. But of all the buggy things, they (and daddy longlegs) get a chance to run for it or risk being killed by mistake.


msbelle - Apr 27, 2005 11:37:59 am PDT #9377 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

gentle ita.

cold fries? not that good.


-t - Apr 27, 2005 11:39:25 am PDT #9378 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I vacuum up empty webs. Especially since I learned that garden spiders generally abandon a web after a day (or less) and build a new one every morning. So, by the time I'm vacuuming, they probably don't care.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2005 11:40:38 am PDT #9379 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I never kill spiders. It's a thing.

I kill bugs, or insects I should say, with a vengeance, but not spiders. Once I saw an egg sac hatch though, and it was very Euugh.

eta: I'll clear the webs away, though. Builds character.


Lyra Jane - Apr 27, 2005 11:42:02 am PDT #9380 of 10001
Up with the sun

I kill spiders, because I'd rather have their blood on my hands than have to either look at them or carry them outside. But I always feel guilty when i do it.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 11:43:01 am PDT #9381 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I never kill spiders because that's what DH is there for.


bon bon - Apr 27, 2005 11:43:20 am PDT #9382 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There was a spider egg on the ceiling I'd overlooked in cleaning. It had hatched, and there were dozens of tiny paratroopers rapelling down from the ceiling.

never stops screaming

agrees