She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2005 11:36:23 am PDT #9376 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't kill spiders either. I'm too apathetic to free them, and I will gleefully vacuum empty webs. But of all the buggy things, they (and daddy longlegs) get a chance to run for it or risk being killed by mistake.


msbelle - Apr 27, 2005 11:37:59 am PDT #9377 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

gentle ita.

cold fries? not that good.


-t - Apr 27, 2005 11:39:25 am PDT #9378 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, I vacuum up empty webs. Especially since I learned that garden spiders generally abandon a web after a day (or less) and build a new one every morning. So, by the time I'm vacuuming, they probably don't care.


brenda m - Apr 27, 2005 11:40:38 am PDT #9379 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I never kill spiders. It's a thing.

I kill bugs, or insects I should say, with a vengeance, but not spiders. Once I saw an egg sac hatch though, and it was very Euugh.

eta: I'll clear the webs away, though. Builds character.


Lyra Jane - Apr 27, 2005 11:42:02 am PDT #9380 of 10001
Up with the sun

I kill spiders, because I'd rather have their blood on my hands than have to either look at them or carry them outside. But I always feel guilty when i do it.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2005 11:43:01 am PDT #9381 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I never kill spiders because that's what DH is there for.


bon bon - Apr 27, 2005 11:43:20 am PDT #9382 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

There was a spider egg on the ceiling I'd overlooked in cleaning. It had hatched, and there were dozens of tiny paratroopers rapelling down from the ceiling.

never stops screaming

agrees


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 27, 2005 11:43:21 am PDT #9383 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

There was a spider egg on the ceiling I'd overlooked in cleaning. It had hatched, and there were dozens of tiny paratroopers rapelling down from the ceiling.

Had this been my apartment, fire might have been involved shortly afterward.


Atropa - Apr 27, 2005 11:43:27 am PDT #9384 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete traps spiders and takes them outside.

I stand on a chair and try not to scream.

If there is a spider in the house when Pete is not home, I call my Dad. Yes, I am a big, big wuss.


Atropa - Apr 27, 2005 11:44:47 am PDT #9385 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Had this been my apartment, fire might have been involved shortly afterward.

AquaNet and a lighter. Pete was horrified when I told him about that trick.