Make sure it's a short hair - otherwise grooming will be a bitch.
Really, it's easiest to draw on a cat after it has been shaved.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Mar 28, 2005 8:16:36 am PST #892 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
brenda m - Mar 28, 2005 8:18:02 am PST #893 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ouch. More nose-ma to Emmett, and stay-calm-ma to you and JZ and EM.
Pix - Mar 28, 2005 8:18:40 am PST #894 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Oh, poor Emmett and poor Hec & JZ and Emmett's mom. Hang in there, all of you.
Gudanov - Mar 28, 2005 8:21:19 am PST #895 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Poor Emmett, I hope everything heals quickly.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 28, 2005 8:21:51 am PST #896 of 10001
What is even happening?
Hec and JZ, I'm sorry Emmett needs surgery. I can only imagine how you two and EM are feeling. All the best to you and Emmett.
Sean K - Mar 28, 2005 8:22:10 am PST #897 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Oh, poor Emmett. Heal quick, kid.
Betsy HP - Mar 28, 2005 8:23:54 am PST #898 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
This was illustrated by a photo of a pet cheetah licking his owner.
It was trying to decide which wine to order.
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2005 8:25:07 am PST #899 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It was trying to decide which wine to order.
Or checking to see if he was ripe yet.
Steph L. - Mar 28, 2005 8:26:36 am PST #900 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
It was trying to decide which wine to order.
Or checking to see if he was ripe yet.
Or fully cooked.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:28:23 am PST #901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
William Shatner (James T. Kirk) last year pitched an idea to Paramount Pictures about a new Star Trek television series called The Academy, featuring adolescent versions of the Original Series triumvirate of Kirk, Spock and McCoy.
Jim Henson's Starfleet Babies!