This was illustrated by a photo of a pet cheetah licking his owner.
It was trying to decide which wine to order.
Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now!
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Mar 28, 2005 8:23:54 am PST #898 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - Mar 28, 2005 8:25:07 am PST #899 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It was trying to decide which wine to order.
Or checking to see if he was ripe yet.
Steph L. - Mar 28, 2005 8:26:36 am PST #900 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
It was trying to decide which wine to order.
Or checking to see if he was ripe yet.
Or fully cooked.
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:28:23 am PST #901 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
William Shatner (James T. Kirk) last year pitched an idea to Paramount Pictures about a new Star Trek television series called The Academy, featuring adolescent versions of the Original Series triumvirate of Kirk, Spock and McCoy.
Jim Henson's Starfleet Babies!
DXMachina - Mar 28, 2005 8:29:34 am PST #902 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
It was trying to decide which wine to order.
And it was thinking, "Run. Go ahead. Make my day."
Gudanov - Mar 28, 2005 8:30:16 am PST #903 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Trying to think of good names.
Melrose Space?
Kirk's Creek?
Some zip code in San Francisco?
Jessica - Mar 28, 2005 8:30:24 am PST #904 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Jim Henson's Starfleet Babies!
And thank you so much for that earworm.
Kirk: When your world looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
Spock: Just close your eyes and make believe and you can be anywhere!
sarameg - Mar 28, 2005 8:31:30 am PST #905 of 10001
I called in sick blaming an intestinal bug (where i.b. is of the my insides are tying themselves in knots and I really don't think my boss needs to know it is due to hormones type ) and wish I were still asleep and you guys are performing surgery at your desks with office supplies?
My brother once tried coloring our siamese with a red sharpie so she could be an imperial guard (from one of the star wars things.) Poor thing had red blotches for months.
I really need better painkillers.
DXMachina - Mar 28, 2005 8:32:26 am PST #906 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Jim Henson's Starfleet Babies!
Spock: It's not easy bein' green...
tommyrot - Mar 28, 2005 8:33:14 am PST #907 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
My brother once tried coloring our siamese with a red sharpie so she could be an imperial guard (from one of the star wars things.)
For some reason this makes me laugh muchly....
I mean, coloring a cat to look like Vader makes more sense.... why an imperial guard?