Tracy: 'When you can't run, you crawl... and when you can't crawl, when you can't do that--' Zoe: 'You find someone to carry you.'

'The Message'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


libkitty - Apr 25, 2005 11:45:13 am PDT #8756 of 10001
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs

Much health ~ma to Jeff. Wow.

For those writers here, I thought you might be interested in this New York Times Sunday Book Review article on modern self-publishing.


juliana - Apr 25, 2005 11:48:48 am PDT #8757 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Jeff, damn. What a saga. Glad to see you up and about, mang.


Burrell - Apr 25, 2005 11:52:52 am PDT #8758 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh Jeff, I'm glad you're back, but I'm so sorry you have had to go through so much.

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I don't care if it's true or not. This is amusing the hell out of me right now. The last thing I think a new mom would want to deal with is recovery from a ceasarean, a boob job, and a tummy tuck all at once.


sumi - Apr 25, 2005 11:54:26 am PDT #8759 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Exploding Toads Baffle Experts.


Aims - Apr 25, 2005 11:56:01 am PDT #8760 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

The last thing I think a new mom would want to deal with is recovery from a ceasarean, a boob job, and a tummy tuck all at once.

Would have done without the boob job, but having the tummy tuck since the c-section was already there would have been alright with me.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 11:56:16 am PDT #8761 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Jeff that is such an epic tale, it deserves to be made into a movie starring Russell Crowe in the lead. As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 11:59:47 am PDT #8762 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Exploding Toads Baffle Experts.

That article amused me more than it should have.


beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:00:46 pm PDT #8763 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.

seriously just hurt myself gaffawing.


Jessica - Apr 25, 2005 12:00:49 pm PDT #8764 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

That article amused me more than it should have.

I've waffling between amused and horrified.

Jeff, good to have you back!

[eta: Okay, the last line of the article has pushed me over the edge into amused:

Explanations include an unknown virus, a fungus that has infected the water, or crows, which in an echo of the Alfred Hitchcock movie The Birds, attack the toads, literally scaring them to death.]


ChiKat - Apr 25, 2005 12:02:23 pm PDT #8765 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

That article amused me more than it should have.

Glad I'm not alone in this.

I am bored. I have work to do, but I just don't wanna. I want to go home, cuddle with my cat, and do nothing. It's the last week of classes before finals, and I have a paper due. I kinda wish I could work on it now so I could go home and do nothing. No such luck.