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Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.
'Hell Bound'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sumi - Apr 25, 2005 11:54:26 am PDT #8759 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Aims - Apr 25, 2005 11:56:01 am PDT #8760 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
The last thing I think a new mom would want to deal with is recovery from a ceasarean, a boob job, and a tummy tuck all at once.
Would have done without the boob job, but having the tummy tuck since the c-section was already there would have been alright with me.
DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 11:56:16 am PDT #8761 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jeff that is such an epic tale, it deserves to be made into a movie starring Russell Crowe in the lead. As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 11:59:47 am PDT #8762 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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That article amused me more than it should have.
beekaytee - Apr 25, 2005 12:00:46 pm PDT #8763 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant
As your kidney. Then he can die tragically and be replaced by a new kidney, as played by Orlando Bloom.
seriously just hurt myself gaffawing.
Jessica - Apr 25, 2005 12:00:49 pm PDT #8764 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That article amused me more than it should have.
I've waffling between amused and horrified.
Jeff, good to have you back!
[eta: Okay, the last line of the article has pushed me over the edge into amused:
Explanations include an unknown virus, a fungus that has infected the water, or crows, which in an echo of the Alfred Hitchcock movie The Birds, attack the toads, literally scaring them to death.]
ChiKat - Apr 25, 2005 12:02:23 pm PDT #8765 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
That article amused me more than it should have.
Glad I'm not alone in this.
I am bored. I have work to do, but I just don't wanna. I want to go home, cuddle with my cat, and do nothing. It's the last week of classes before finals, and I have a paper due. I kinda wish I could work on it now so I could go home and do nothing. No such luck.
tavella - Apr 25, 2005 12:02:50 pm PDT #8766 of 10001
There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists.
(usually whipped out by caesarean at eight months to prevent the mother having to get too fat)
This I doubt. An ethical doctor won't risk the baby that way, and furthermore celebrity pregnances seem to be lasting the full time; otherwise the media would be all over the prematurity (as with Julia Roberts).
Yeah, I have trouble believing that one too. The legal liabilities would be too high. And really, there just isn't that much difference between eight months and nine on the fat factor.
Hayden - Apr 25, 2005 12:03:16 pm PDT #8767 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Jeff, I'm happy to read that you're out of the hospital and on the mend.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 25, 2005 12:04:28 pm PDT #8768 of 10001
What is even happening?
Jeff, welcome back. I hope that the dialysis treatments will relieve some of the stress on your kidney and give your body a chance to catch up. It was very thoughtful of your sister to let us know about your hospitalization (and of you, to have her do so). Here's to your health.