Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 25, 2005 10:23:08 am PDT #8722 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

hooray, for Meija sighting!


sumi - Apr 25, 2005 10:23:15 am PDT #8723 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Jeff!! So glad that you are back.


Susan W. - Apr 25, 2005 10:23:47 am PDT #8724 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Jeff! Welcome back!


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 10:24:20 am PDT #8725 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yay Jeff!


Atropa - Apr 25, 2005 10:24:39 am PDT #8726 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jeff! Welcome back!


Gudanov - Apr 25, 2005 10:25:34 am PDT #8727 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Glad to have you back Jeff.


Nutty - Apr 25, 2005 10:25:38 am PDT #8728 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

There's a Jeff again? Hi, Jeff!!

new mother keeps hidden from the public for about ten days while everything heals - which, of course, is not suspicious, as she’s just given birth.

This is the part I doubt. Somehow, I think it would be more than 10 days to recover from all that surgery well enough not to let on.

Also, who is is out there vain enough not to want to be pregnant-looking, but not so vain she won't get pregnant? Where does she think babies come from, Nordie's?


bon bon - Apr 25, 2005 10:26:11 am PDT #8729 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

First off, the celebrity mother gets her silicone breast implants removed early in her pregnancy to prevent stretching, then when the baby is born ... new implants are put back,

Don't really understand this (stretching is the problem so you have two more breast surgeries?). Plus, as with the tales about rib and toe removal I am always suspicious of articles about secret trends in extreme celebrity plastic surgery.


DavidS - Apr 25, 2005 10:26:17 am PDT #8730 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Jeff! Welcome back. So very glad to hear you're feeling better.


beth b - Apr 25, 2005 10:27:50 am PDT #8731 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

hooray! Jeff is back!

and in completely unrelated news I finally saw VM today. I finally figureout that I watch it when I know I won't be interrupted by anything. Even with TIVO I feel annoyed when I have to interrupted it. I think it is partialy because VM seems unreal - but consistant with itself.