Lordie. Search on 'krystal' to read responses to her column.
Zoe: I thought you wanted to spend more time off-ship this visit. Wash: Out there is seems like it's all fancy parties. I like our party better. The dress code is easier and I know all the steps.
'Shindig'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2005 9:27:51 am PDT #8706 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Steph L. - Apr 25, 2005 9:38:30 am PDT #8707 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I think I'm searching in the wrong place, because I'm not finding any direct responses to her column.
t edit Got it. I didn't realize I had to search the "Letters to Romenesko."
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2005 9:46:25 am PDT #8708 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, sorry -- search for the text Krystal on the page.
Way more sympathy than I thought possible.
People can be so induglent.
People should stop.
Betsy HP - Apr 25, 2005 9:49:13 am PDT #8709 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Yup. "She's young" is not an excuse for whining when she doesn't get something she wants. She thought Spin owed her an internship.
tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 9:49:32 am PDT #8710 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
As someone said in our newsroom, "That sound you hear is 1,000 bridges burning."
Heh.
erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 9:50:05 am PDT #8711 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Somehow, I think they would if *you* asked, ita.
ChiKat - Apr 25, 2005 9:58:28 am PDT #8712 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I agree with those who wondered why her current editors even published it. Maybe they hate her and don't want her working in journalism anymore.
erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 10:03:03 am PDT #8713 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
That'll do it. I hate her, I think, except for the part where I feel better about me because I'm not.
§ ita § - Apr 25, 2005 10:04:07 am PDT #8714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, I'm sure it's gotten them a gazillion more hits than they could have any other way.
Noticed at gofugyourself.com (which no longer lets people comment):
Mothers-to-be Britney, Jordan and Demi will be queuing up for this year’s most in-demand celebrity plastic surgery package.
First off, the celebrity mother gets her silicone breast implants removed early in her pregnancy to prevent stretching, then when the baby is born (usually whipped out by caesarean at eight months to prevent the mother having to get too fat) new implants are put back, liposuction is done on the arse and thighs plus a full tummy tuck to get rid of all signs of pregnancy. The new mother keeps hidden from the public for about ten days while everything heals - which, of course, is not suspicious, as she’s just given birth.
Many private hospitals around the world now offer this as part of the birth package. Nursing staff at London’s celebrity-friendly Portland Hospital have an unofficial name for the package which honours, they claim, one of its earliest adopters.
They call it the… “Mend It Like Beckham”.
(originally from popbitch, apparently)
Betsy HP - Apr 25, 2005 10:10:19 am PDT #8715 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
(usually whipped out by caesarean at eight months to prevent the mother having to get too fat)
This I doubt. An ethical doctor won't risk the baby that way, and furthermore celebrity pregnances seem to be lasting the full time; otherwise the media would be all over the prematurity (as with Julia Roberts).