That's not what making out sounds like -- unless I'm doing it wrong?

Willow ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 9:50:05 am PDT #8711 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Somehow, I think they would if *you* asked, ita.


ChiKat - Apr 25, 2005 9:58:28 am PDT #8712 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I agree with those who wondered why her current editors even published it. Maybe they hate her and don't want her working in journalism anymore.


erikaj - Apr 25, 2005 10:03:03 am PDT #8713 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

That'll do it. I hate her, I think, except for the part where I feel better about me because I'm not.


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2005 10:04:07 am PDT #8714 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I'm sure it's gotten them a gazillion more hits than they could have any other way.

Noticed at gofugyourself.com (which no longer lets people comment):

Mothers-to-be Britney, Jordan and Demi will be queuing up for this year’s most in-demand celebrity plastic surgery package.

First off, the celebrity mother gets her silicone breast implants removed early in her pregnancy to prevent stretching, then when the baby is born (usually whipped out by caesarean at eight months to prevent the mother having to get too fat) new implants are put back, liposuction is done on the arse and thighs plus a full tummy tuck to get rid of all signs of pregnancy. The new mother keeps hidden from the public for about ten days while everything heals - which, of course, is not suspicious, as she’s just given birth.

Many private hospitals around the world now offer this as part of the birth package. Nursing staff at London’s celebrity-friendly Portland Hospital have an unofficial name for the package which honours, they claim, one of its earliest adopters.

They call it the… “Mend It Like Beckham”.

(originally from popbitch, apparently)


Betsy HP - Apr 25, 2005 10:10:19 am PDT #8715 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

(usually whipped out by caesarean at eight months to prevent the mother having to get too fat)

This I doubt. An ethical doctor won't risk the baby that way, and furthermore celebrity pregnances seem to be lasting the full time; otherwise the media would be all over the prematurity (as with Julia Roberts).


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2005 10:11:12 am PDT #8716 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

furthermore celebrity pregnances seem to be lasting the full time

Doesn't that depend entirely on them telling the truth about conception?


Stephanie - Apr 25, 2005 10:19:43 am PDT #8717 of 10001
Trust my rage

Jeff - Welcome Back!! So glad you are out of the hospital!


DXMachina - Apr 25, 2005 10:20:21 am PDT #8718 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Jeff! So good to see you up and about.


juliana - Apr 25, 2005 10:22:03 am PDT #8719 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Jeff!!! Yay!


Dana - Apr 25, 2005 10:22:33 am PDT #8720 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Jeff!