Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.

Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


vw bug - Apr 25, 2005 2:03:37 am PDT #8640 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

I think that Nilly may be offline because of the holiday, vw.

Oh, now that makes total sense. Silly me with the not thinking before posting.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 25, 2005 2:22:47 am PDT #8641 of 10001
What is even happening?

Oh, now that makes total sense. Silly me with the not thinking before posting.
If this is the new standard, I'm in trouble.


Theodosia - Apr 25, 2005 2:23:30 am PDT #8642 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Timelies! I've decided my goal this week is to be comfortably on time to work each day. Luckily, I've decided this in plenty of time to do something about it this morning, unlike making this decision at 9:15 or something.


vw bug - Apr 25, 2005 2:34:24 am PDT #8643 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

If this is the new standard, I'm in trouble.

I don't think it's a new standard. It's my silly standard, which we've established in other threads is not always a reasonable standard. So, keep that in mind.

Theo! I should like jump on AIM and say hi.


tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 4:23:47 am PDT #8644 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Timelies!

Head is still full of gronk. However, I have hot tea and a banana nut muffin. Life is good. (Well, as good as it can be on a Monday morning.)


§ ita § - Apr 25, 2005 4:25:58 am PDT #8645 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm getting a tooth filled this afternoon. I'm pretty excited, since I get to leave work early. See, I dreamt I stayed home all day today, for no good reason, and woke up feeling like a crappy employee. So it's nice to wake up and realise that I'm not that bad.


sarameg - Apr 25, 2005 4:32:00 am PDT #8646 of 10001

Something is wrong with me. I see that picture and think "needs to pull up his pants." I think the saggy pants phenomenon has made me cranky.

My arms hurt. My back hurts. My toes hurt. The bruises on the insides of my arms are tender to the touch. Very much worth it but ow. I have to concentrate to not move like a creaky old lady.

In other news, 15 Years of Hubble.


Tom Scola - Apr 25, 2005 4:45:15 am PDT #8647 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

The word of the day: teledildonics

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tommyrot - Apr 25, 2005 4:47:47 am PDT #8648 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You know, I rarely use the word 'phalocentric,' but I think it can be applied to 'teledildonics.'

Someone needs to invent the iTongue.


billytea - Apr 25, 2005 4:52:34 am PDT #8649 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Someone needs to invent the iTongue.

Not until they've finished their work on the iRobot.