Safety Tip 2. Don't drink things that are on fire.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Apr 22, 2005 1:11:52 pm PDT #8311 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Tom Scola - Apr 22, 2005 1:11:53 pm PDT #8312 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Wow. That's an impressive amount of stupidity.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 1:13:24 pm PDT #8313 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
No, you just gotta drink it right -- he obviously spilled it all over himself, the slob.
Sparky1 - Apr 22, 2005 1:14:43 pm PDT #8314 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
he obviously spilled it all over himself, the slob.
and then his friend didn't smack him hard enough to put the fire out
aurelia - Apr 22, 2005 1:17:20 pm PDT #8315 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Heh. One of the reasons she got was the font on her resume. She thought it was "creative."
I'm wondering about what font she used now. Something unicornesque, I expect.
Ten kittens it was Comic Sans.
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 1:18:20 pm PDT #8316 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
then his friend didn't smack him hard enough to put the fire out
Oh, yes. If he'd had a krav friend, he'd be just fine.
I'm trying to remember if I put out the Sambuca before I drank it.
Dunno. I was young.
shrift - Apr 22, 2005 1:23:15 pm PDT #8317 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I've done shots on fire and lived to tell the tale with nary a burn mark. Of course, I'm also constantly surprised that I've survived this long.
I just beta read porn while at work. I'm so proud of me.
Steph L. - Apr 22, 2005 1:25:20 pm PDT #8318 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Dulce de Leche. Ginger. The Ginger was really good.
Make up your mind! I already had you down for coffee. If you get a medium though, you can have three different flavors.
I was suggesting them for YOU, Senor Gourmand.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 22, 2005 1:26:20 pm PDT #8319 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
This is the most expensive bit of private real estate I could find for sale in the Memphis area. I know it has almost 32 acres, but unless they include the Fountain of Youth on site I don't see that price being worthwhile in this market.
Comparatively, Xanadu here is a steal.
And here I'd be worried about someone falling in the Cement Pond.
lori - Apr 22, 2005 1:30:27 pm PDT #8320 of 10001
he obviously spilled it all over himself, the slob.
Right - ya don't pour it down your front, dumbass. Sheesh.
Nice flame-spit, though.