I've never had much urge to own a house.
And yet, you already own one.
I'm wondering about what font she used now. Something unicornesque, I expect.
Comic sans.
Could just be a hoax, though. I fake some headaches, everyone gets used to poor helpless Spike. Then one day, no warning, I snap a spine, bend a head back, drain 'em dry. Brilliant.
Spike ,'Potential'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 10:22:11 am PDT #8183 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
tommyrot - Apr 22, 2005 10:22:31 am PDT #8184 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
She needs to throw herself on the bed and cry one more time, just for me.
This made me laugh outloud.
I hope she posts something about it, and about how she cried.
Lee - Apr 22, 2005 10:23:06 am PDT #8185 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
And yet, you already own one.
Well, me, my sister, the state of Maine, and the US government.
msbelle - Apr 22, 2005 10:23:50 am PDT #8186 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
it's raining - boo hiss.
I found out I have Monday off - YAY hooray!
I have to stay at work until at least 6 to make a call - boo hiss.
I am totally gonna make my goal this year and have another awesome stat to add to my resume - YAY!
erikaj - Apr 22, 2005 10:23:55 am PDT #8187 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
OMG! You Guys..."so unfair."
ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 10:26:01 am PDT #8188 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yes, write to her I shall. She needs to throw herself on the bed and cry one more time, just for me.
Yay! yes, please post it where we can read it...
msbelle - Apr 22, 2005 10:30:08 am PDT #8189 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
places to stash tampons at work:
aspirin bottle
small shopping bag
mint tin
half empty box of business cards
CD holder
full box ina wide bottomed hanging folder
plastic resealable colored food container
§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 10:31:43 am PDT #8190 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
When you order jewelry from uncommongoods.com, they come in small velvet bags that are just the right size for a bunch of applicatorless tampons and a prepackaged panty liner.
Plus, they're purple velvet. So, rock.
DavidS - Apr 22, 2005 10:31:53 am PDT #8191 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
places to hide msbelle's fists at work:
aspirin bottle
small shopping bag
mint tin
half empty box of business cards
CD holder
full box ina wide bottomed hanging folder
plastic resealable colored food container
Topic!Cindy - Apr 22, 2005 10:32:06 am PDT #8192 of 10001
What is even happening?
She's writing up her experience in getting rejected for the internship she really wanted for the paper that gave her an internship? That's weird.
Yeah. Talk about shooting yourself in the foot.
Not only that, she's writing up her experience in getting rejected for the internship she really wanted for the paper that did give her an internship, but she's putting all out on lj publically, first.