She's terse. I can be terse. Once in flight school, I was laconic.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 10:21:31 am PDT #8181 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Allyson, just thank god you're not sitting in the bedroom of a man you fancy who's just told he you wants you, and you're secure in your knowledge you need to get on a bus and travel 30 minutes to home before you get to a tampon, because ALL the stores nearby are closed.

However, OUCH, and I need to go hide extra tampons everywhere.


erikaj - Apr 22, 2005 10:21:48 am PDT #8182 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aimee's funny. I love that scene. Krystal NEEDS to get flamed by Allyson.


DXMachina - Apr 22, 2005 10:22:11 am PDT #8183 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I've never had much urge to own a house.

And yet, you already own one.

I'm wondering about what font she used now. Something unicornesque, I expect.

Comic sans.


tommyrot - Apr 22, 2005 10:22:31 am PDT #8184 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

She needs to throw herself on the bed and cry one more time, just for me.

This made me laugh outloud.

I hope she posts something about it, and about how she cried.


Lee - Apr 22, 2005 10:23:06 am PDT #8185 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

And yet, you already own one.

Well, me, my sister, the state of Maine, and the US government.


msbelle - Apr 22, 2005 10:23:50 am PDT #8186 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

it's raining - boo hiss.

I found out I have Monday off - YAY hooray!

I have to stay at work until at least 6 to make a call - boo hiss.

I am totally gonna make my goal this year and have another awesome stat to add to my resume - YAY!


erikaj - Apr 22, 2005 10:23:55 am PDT #8187 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

OMG! You Guys..."so unfair."


ChiKat - Apr 22, 2005 10:26:01 am PDT #8188 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yes, write to her I shall. She needs to throw herself on the bed and cry one more time, just for me.

Yay! yes, please post it where we can read it...


msbelle - Apr 22, 2005 10:30:08 am PDT #8189 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

places to stash tampons at work:

aspirin bottle
small shopping bag
mint tin
half empty box of business cards
CD holder
full box ina wide bottomed hanging folder
plastic resealable colored food container


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2005 10:31:43 am PDT #8190 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When you order jewelry from uncommongoods.com, they come in small velvet bags that are just the right size for a bunch of applicatorless tampons and a prepackaged panty liner.

Plus, they're purple velvet. So, rock.