ER:
Eyeball! Ewww!! Poke it back in, POKE IT BACK IN!!! !
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
River ,'War Stories'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JenP - Apr 21, 2005 5:48:27 pm PDT #7895 of 10001
Hil R. - Apr 21, 2005 5:49:03 pm PDT #7896 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Jen, that was my reaction exactly.
ChiKat - Apr 21, 2005 5:49:32 pm PDT #7897 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
JenP, I KNOW! That is so gross!!!
JenP - Apr 21, 2005 5:50:32 pm PDT #7898 of 10001
Phew. That was traumatic.
Gus - Apr 21, 2005 5:50:33 pm PDT #7899 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Quarter hour since the last post.
t scalps thread
Yee-ha-ha-ha!
Gus - Apr 21, 2005 5:52:33 pm PDT #7900 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Oh, sure. Now I'm an idjit who can't tell time.
phpppt!
Sparky1 - Apr 21, 2005 5:53:05 pm PDT #7901 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Just where do you think you're going with that? Hmm? Sew it back, right now!
Maria - Apr 21, 2005 5:54:38 pm PDT #7902 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
The weremonkey is evil. DF is not leading me astray...
Having a mortgage is not necessarily a bad thing.
Gus - Apr 21, 2005 5:55:54 pm PDT #7903 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
This thread now has a hairline that Franken-steen would envy.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 5:56:24 pm PDT #7904 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tinfoil hats are obsolete!
THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS. IT'S A TESTED DEVICE THAT WORKS.
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke
----
The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them.
The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures were reported since 1998.