Oh, sure. Now I'm an idjit who can't tell time.
phpppt!
I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gus - Apr 21, 2005 5:52:33 pm PDT #7900 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Sparky1 - Apr 21, 2005 5:53:05 pm PDT #7901 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Just where do you think you're going with that? Hmm? Sew it back, right now!
Maria - Apr 21, 2005 5:54:38 pm PDT #7902 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
The weremonkey is evil. DF is not leading me astray...
Having a mortgage is not necessarily a bad thing.
Gus - Apr 21, 2005 5:55:54 pm PDT #7903 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
This thread now has a hairline that Franken-steen would envy.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 5:56:24 pm PDT #7904 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tinfoil hats are obsolete!
THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS. IT'S A TESTED DEVICE THAT WORKS.
"Since trying Michael Menkin's Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before. Thank you Michael for the work you are doing to save all humanity."
- Jon Locke
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The thought screen helmet blocks telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can't communicate or control humans, they do not take them.
The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only two failures were reported since 1998.
Gus - Apr 21, 2005 6:06:49 pm PDT #7905 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Maria, sweetling, I admire all your shapliness, and your gi-normous brain.
Debt, however, sux!
I can leave your DF out of the thing. He has a job. People have desires. Neither of these is his fault.
aurelia - Apr 21, 2005 6:08:56 pm PDT #7906 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
ER: I completely agree on the EEEWWWW! Eyeball!! Susan reciting the hippo story to Cosmo was so very cute.
Jesse - Apr 21, 2005 6:11:07 pm PDT #7907 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Shut up, youse guys. I almost had ita's pants off.
Huh, is that what almost happened? I was picturing something really really different.
beth b - Apr 21, 2005 6:11:34 pm PDT #7908 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Gus still has not told us how to buy a half a million dollar house without debt.
but here is some cookie porn
Gus - Apr 21, 2005 6:17:47 pm PDT #7909 of 10001
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
beth b just told me to "munch it".
Seriously. Do the arithmetic. Store $750 K versus borrow $750 K.