Whether the clock is fast or slow, the difference between the time shown and the actual time is increasing at a rate of one minute (where "minutes" are the little ticky marks on the clock face) per hour (of actual time). So either way, it'll take the same amount of time until the actual time and the clock time are the same -- it's just a difference of whether you're waiting for the actual time to catch up to the clock time, or the clock time to catch up with the actual time.
(I think. I'm not sure I've thought this one through all the way.)
Um, er, well, I had plans for this weekend, so I'd rather you didn't destroy the universe.
So do I. Unfortunately, they involve attending a bridal shower. I suspect they're going to make me play games.
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Should we find something to distract you?
Yes, please. Pleaseohplease. I'll be stuck here at work until at least 8.
tell 'er about the alcohol in toilet ...
? ... Nebermind. The world destruction thing is sounding good.
The saying I like that's equivalent to the stopped clock one is "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes".
A blind chicken occasionally pecks some corn.
t Duelling aphorisms! This will rock.
A blind chicken occasionally pecks some corn.
Not if it's blind because it's headless.
Considering Mike's long-delayed end, the not pecking corn was probably a smart idea.
"A madly posting Buffista eventually does some work."
"A madly posting Buffista eventually does some work."
In approximately 720 days.
