Um, er, well, I had plans for this weekend, so I'd rather you didn't destroy the universe.
So do I. Unfortunately, they involve attending a bridal shower. I suspect they're going to make me play games.
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Should we find something to distract you?
Yes, please. Pleaseohplease. I'll be stuck here at work until at least 8.
tell 'er about the alcohol in toilet ...
? ... Nebermind. The world destruction thing is sounding good.
The saying I like that's equivalent to the stopped clock one is "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes".
A blind chicken occasionally pecks some corn.
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A blind chicken occasionally pecks some corn.
Not if it's blind because it's headless.
Considering Mike's long-delayed end, the not pecking corn was probably a smart idea.
"A madly posting Buffista eventually does some work."
"A madly posting Buffista eventually does some work."
In approximately 720 days.
A madly posting Buffista eventually does some work."
That should be a mnemonic device.