Well some friends of Buffy played a funny joke and they took her stuff and now she wants us to help get it back from her friends who sleep all day and have no tans.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Apr 21, 2005 9:41:11 am PDT #7670 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm thinking a "Go Fuck Yourself" would be lovely for the office decor.

(Also tempted to do "Homo Sweet Homo" for home, just to see how long it takes the out-laws to notice.)


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 9:50:11 am PDT #7671 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wonder how this'll change stuff...

Bankrupt Adelphia Communications announced today (Thursday) that it had reached a definitive agreement with Time Warner and Comcast to acquire Adelphia's cable systems, serving 5.2 million subscribers, for $12.7 billion in cash and a 16-percent stake in Time Warner Cable. The announcement was made following an approval of the deal by a federal bankruptcy judge Wednesday night. Upon completion of the merger, Comcast will remain the country's leading cable provider with 23.3 million subscribers. Time Warner will be No. 2 with 14


Aims - Apr 21, 2005 9:51:09 am PDT #7672 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t calls DirectTv


Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 9:53:10 am PDT #7673 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ankrupt Adelphia Communications announced today (Thursday) that it had reached a definitive agreement with Time Warner and Comcast to acquire Adelphia's cable systems

I'm confuzzled. Who's buying who?


-t - Apr 21, 2005 9:57:56 am PDT #7674 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think Time Warner and Comcast are jointly buying Adelphia.


juliana - Apr 21, 2005 10:01:48 am PDT #7675 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I think Time Warner and Comcast are jointly buying Adelphia.

Correct.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 21, 2005 10:02:48 am PDT #7676 of 10001
What is even happening?

(Also tempted to do "Homo Sweet Homo" for home, just to see how long it takes the out-laws to notice.)
Wait, this is the 1953 house out-laws, yes? M-o-l will simply take turquoise bric-a-brac and turn it into Home Sweet Home.


DXMachina - Apr 21, 2005 10:05:49 am PDT #7677 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I wonder how this'll change stuff...

You won't get the Mets or Knicks games.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 10:13:18 am PDT #7678 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think Time Warner and Comcast are jointly buying Adelphia.

Ah, gotcha.

Since I already have Time Warner, I don't think I'll be affected at all.


bon bon - Apr 21, 2005 10:13:33 am PDT #7679 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm confuzzled. Who's buying who?

Definitely a confusing sentence structure.