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Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 10:13:18 am PDT #7678 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think Time Warner and Comcast are jointly buying Adelphia.

Ah, gotcha.

Since I already have Time Warner, I don't think I'll be affected at all.


bon bon - Apr 21, 2005 10:13:33 am PDT #7679 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm confuzzled. Who's buying who?

Definitely a confusing sentence structure.


DXMachina - Apr 21, 2005 10:23:49 am PDT #7680 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

VATICAN CITY (AP) -- Got a prayer or a problem for the new pope? Now you can e-mail him. Showing that Pope Benedict XVI intends to follow in the footsteps of John Paul II's multimedia ministry, the Vatican on Thursday modified its Web site so that users who click on an icon on the home page automatically activate an e-mail composer with his address.

In English, the address is benedictxvi@vatican.va


Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 10:24:29 am PDT #7681 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

In English, the address is benedictxvi@vatican.va

pope@vatican.va was taken?


DXMachina - Apr 21, 2005 10:26:20 am PDT #7682 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

They probably have a mandatory naming scheme. Ya know, firstnamenumeral@vatican.va.

(The Church is nothing if not bureaucratic.)


JZ - Apr 21, 2005 10:29:39 am PDT #7683 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Also, if it's a general one like pope@, the new pope could totally go in and read all the old pope's emails, and find out all kinds of terrible things like the previous pope's typos and emoticon abuse and subscriptions to things like Ted Casablancas and Mark Morford.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 10:33:12 am PDT #7684 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

JZ made me go look for the Pope's Livejournal. That didn't take long. (Sadly, not as funny as I hoped it would be.)


amych - Apr 21, 2005 10:33:48 am PDT #7685 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

the address is benedictxvi@vatican.va

pope@vatican.va was taken?

I'm more confused by the number. Unless they know something they're not telling the general public, benedicti through benedictxv aren't checking their email very often these days.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 10:34:46 am PDT #7686 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The Pope has an email server with a connection to heaven.


Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 10:34:58 am PDT #7687 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Unless they know something they're not telling the general public, benedicti through benedictxv aren't checking their email very often these days.

If there's no broadband in Heaven, I don't wanna go. IJS.