We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Apr 21, 2005 9:05:42 am PDT #7665 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Nicole, my BF is a big chicken as well, and had a toothache which he ignored and ended up in the ER. It also ended up costing us $5,000 to get him fixed up. So, go. Really, cheaper and healthier is better.


flea - Apr 21, 2005 9:28:18 am PDT #7666 of 10001
information libertarian

My husband, of all people, sent me this: [link]

My favorite part is that you can actually order a kit.


Betsy HP - Apr 21, 2005 9:30:17 am PDT #7667 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I've worked the "Bite Me" kit. I need to get it framed for my office.


Daisy Jane - Apr 21, 2005 9:31:01 am PDT #7668 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

If someone other than me sent one of those to my dad, I think he'd love it. Not from me though.


-t - Apr 21, 2005 9:31:23 am PDT #7669 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

This one is gonna be my re-entry into the world of crossstitch. It'll be perfect to work on while watching football.


amych - Apr 21, 2005 9:41:11 am PDT #7670 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm thinking a "Go Fuck Yourself" would be lovely for the office decor.

(Also tempted to do "Homo Sweet Homo" for home, just to see how long it takes the out-laws to notice.)


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 9:50:11 am PDT #7671 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wonder how this'll change stuff...

Bankrupt Adelphia Communications announced today (Thursday) that it had reached a definitive agreement with Time Warner and Comcast to acquire Adelphia's cable systems, serving 5.2 million subscribers, for $12.7 billion in cash and a 16-percent stake in Time Warner Cable. The announcement was made following an approval of the deal by a federal bankruptcy judge Wednesday night. Upon completion of the merger, Comcast will remain the country's leading cable provider with 23.3 million subscribers. Time Warner will be No. 2 with 14


Aims - Apr 21, 2005 9:51:09 am PDT #7672 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t calls DirectTv


Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 9:53:10 am PDT #7673 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

ankrupt Adelphia Communications announced today (Thursday) that it had reached a definitive agreement with Time Warner and Comcast to acquire Adelphia's cable systems

I'm confuzzled. Who's buying who?


-t - Apr 21, 2005 9:57:56 am PDT #7674 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I think Time Warner and Comcast are jointly buying Adelphia.