I think you should be able to PayPal the IRS.
Right, there comes a point where you have to either move on, or just buy yourself a Klingon costume and go with it.
Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:23:38 pm PDT #6198 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
§ ita § - Apr 15, 2005 6:24:10 pm PDT #6199 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think you should be able to PayPal the IRS.
You are very right.
tommyrot - Apr 15, 2005 6:27:50 pm PDT #6200 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You should also be able to gamble on the amount you owe at the IRS website. And you should be able to get your refund in porn.
ION, I just saw Sarah Vowell give a reading. I now have a new secret celebrity girlfriend.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:30:23 pm PDT #6201 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
LOVE Sarah Vowell! I plan on using some of her essays in my putative classes next fall (please Employment Gods, knock on wood.)
Emily - Apr 15, 2005 6:31:47 pm PDT #6202 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
What are you gonna be teaching, Erin?
ChiKat - Apr 15, 2005 6:34:54 pm PDT #6203 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
he labelled his horizontal axis y.
Is this bad?? I had no idea. I was watching and saw that, but it didn't stand out at me. Of course, I'm also the person who had to go to our CFO for help with some math this week.
tommyrot, you went to the Sarah Vowell reading? I thought about it, but I'm home doing homework. Blech. I love her.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:35:00 pm PDT #6204 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
High school English, hopefully. I finished my student teaching TODAY!!!!
Now I have to revamp my formative portfolio by Tuesday, and then the serious job searching begins.
The school I student taught at is having budget issues and isn't hiring teachers, or else I wouldn't mind staying there. I would love to be at a school with a high element of Hispanic kids, since I LOVED my Latina students.
- sniff* I got two invitations to quincineras this spring, and am SO going to go. I really loved these girls!
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 15, 2005 6:35:04 pm PDT #6205 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Wow. I efiled my Missouri taxes Tuesday night, and my return was in my bank account today.
Color me impressed.
I guess Missouri has become the Show Me the Money State.
Was that any moreso in the 80s than other decades? No one really wears much of that crap.
While I'll cede that regular folks' clothes were more ridiculous in the 70s, I don't think high fashion has ever topped the excess of the motorcycle dress from George Michael's "Too Sexy" video.
ChiKat - Apr 15, 2005 6:36:46 pm PDT #6206 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Wow. I efiled my Missouri taxes Tuesday night, and my return was in my bank account today.
I efiled on Monday. I bet Illinois doesn't get my return to me before May 20th.
Strix - Apr 15, 2005 6:37:41 pm PDT #6207 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I am frankly astonished by MO.