Wedding planning is going pretty smoothly.

Yay! Four months away, isn't it?

Maybe DANGEROUSLY SO. Hmm.

Not yay. Find some wood, and quickly.

I can't seem to get either one of the mothers to pick out their attire. My mom is dithering back and forth between colors and styles, and DF's mother is convinced she'll find something off the rack, even if it's the last minute. Finally I told them I'm through with the prodding. Just don't show up to the wedding naked.

Four months away, isn't it?

OMG! Yes! Now I'm scared all over again.

MFNlaw, why's it up to you to make sure they get their clothes?

dark-haired Carole Lombard

Ha. You are severely overestimating my cheekbones!

Phil Laak, Rio. The Unabomber!

Shouldn't that be the Unabetter?

I think Allyson should get showered and on the road before someone calls her and sings obnoxious wake-up songs.

Finally I told them I'm through with the prodding. Just don't show up to the wedding naked.

Then you're good. You have officially discharged your responsibility and the mothers' outfits are now their problem. If you expend one more particle of energy upon any concern for their attire, I shall fly to DC and thwap you.

Anyone else need an ass-kicking? Anyone?

hmmm, maybe I won't watch this week's OC. Maybe it will go the way of The West Wing, Desperate Housewives, and Lost and get dumped this season.

Sandy's still a peach, Julie's hysterical (and was quite touching too), Seth and Ryan -- are being Seth and Ryan. Marissa still needs a bra, but not as badly as last week.

I think Julie's better than ever this season.

why's it up to you to make sure they get their clothes?

Because neither one will do it unless acted upon by an outside influence. His mother won't pick hers until my mother chooses her dress, for not!clashing purposes. I don't care what they wear, but someone had to attempt to stop the vicious cycle of indecision.