If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JZ - Apr 14, 2005 6:12:47 pm PDT #5819 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I dunno. If Sean tells the cockbite that his computer is Jewish, it's entirely possible that this will cause the cockbite to give it a very wide berth lest it contaminate him with Jew cooties or something.

I'm so very, very sorry, Sean. What a nasty fucking poisonous insect to have crawling around in your house. The very few times I've ever encountered even a shadow of that, I've just gone inarticulate with rage and revulsion. Strength to you. Strength, and TMBG.

It's possible that I have strong feelings about this.

However, centri-forces? No strong feelings, or even discernible ones. Though considerable amazement at everyone else's breadth of knowledge regarding them.

In completely other, irrelevant, not even tangentially connected to any of the above news, yesterday I saw the cutest guide dog ever in the history of anything. Probably not a guide dog, actually, as such, but an official, trained helper dog accompanying a frail elderly woman, trotting along with its chest puffed out and its head held high, wearing a dayglo orange vest proclaiming "I AM A HELPER DOG. I AM WORKING. PLEASE DO NOT PET ME." The dog? A Pomeranian.


JohnSweden - Apr 14, 2005 6:15:26 pm PDT #5820 of 10001
I can't even.

Do. Not. Tempt. Me. go ahead, say "double dog dare 'ya

I'll bake you a cake with a file in it ...


Sean K - Apr 14, 2005 6:15:31 pm PDT #5821 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, wow... I don't know if anyone has been watching this latest Surivor, but Steph being the lone remaining Ulong team member? That's just messed up, and she's got a lot of respect from me now. This is possibly the most messed up way of running the game they've had yet.


Sean K - Apr 14, 2005 6:16:28 pm PDT #5822 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Weird roommate stuff deleted.


ChiKat - Apr 14, 2005 6:24:23 pm PDT #5823 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

"I AM A HELPER DOG. I AM WORKING. PLEASE DO NOT PET ME." The dog? A Pomeranian

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I so wish you could have gotten a picture of that. That's high-sterical.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 6:28:51 pm PDT #5824 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oo's a widdle worker doggie? Who is???


JohnSweden - Apr 14, 2005 6:29:27 pm PDT #5825 of 10001
I can't even.

I tried really hard to just bite my tongue and stay out of it, but that kind of blatant ignorance and idiocy was just unignorable.

Totally, well done. What do you do now, tell the roomie to leave Ernst Zundel there at the meetings?

ION, Duchovny on TDS was funny.


Consuela - Apr 14, 2005 6:36:30 pm PDT #5826 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

The dog? A Pomeranian.

Oh, that's adorable.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 14, 2005 6:40:22 pm PDT #5827 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Random thought for the evening, before I sign off for the night, but watching Sunday's AQUA TEAM HUNGER FORCE on tape with a friend last night, I realized something:

ATHF = Get Fuzzy

Because Frylock = Rob

and Meatwad = Satchel

but especially Shake = Bucky. Oh my do they.

I don't think there's a Carl in Get Fuzzy, but that's just as well - there's only so much grossness a daily strip could handle.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2005 6:51:39 pm PDT #5828 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

ita, Krav Maga was imported from Israel—know any Israeli instructors at the LA Center that you could introduce to Sean? Just in case they might hit it off and pal around together in each other's homes...