Willow: Yikes. Imagine the things...Buffy: No! Stop imagining! All of you! Xander: Already got the visual.

'Dirty Girls'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JohnSweden - Apr 14, 2005 6:04:09 pm PDT #5815 of 10001
I can't even.

I'll spit on 'em next time I 'round RFK on my way somewhere off-Hill. Will that help?

Oh, I've got nothing against the team or the town, just the baseball oligarchs who orchestrated the whole sordid affair. Still, if you could get a loogie (but not a LOOGY) on Selig, the Shrub might be still in range too. IJS.


Wolfram - Apr 14, 2005 6:04:21 pm PDT #5816 of 10001
Visilurking

Is your computer a Jew?

Y'all are really not allowed to know about this part of the Plan.

I'm telling.


bon bon - Apr 14, 2005 6:05:06 pm PDT #5817 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

(And how absurd is a physics smackdown between a lawyer and a web dev who were both, iirc, English majors?)

Yeah. The extent of my physics smackdown begins and ends with AP.


beekaytee - Apr 14, 2005 6:06:43 pm PDT #5818 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

the Shrub might be still in range too

Do. Not. Tempt. Me. go ahead, say "double dog dare 'ya

eta: Aw jeez. Look at the time! 'Night all.


JZ - Apr 14, 2005 6:12:47 pm PDT #5819 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I dunno. If Sean tells the cockbite that his computer is Jewish, it's entirely possible that this will cause the cockbite to give it a very wide berth lest it contaminate him with Jew cooties or something.

I'm so very, very sorry, Sean. What a nasty fucking poisonous insect to have crawling around in your house. The very few times I've ever encountered even a shadow of that, I've just gone inarticulate with rage and revulsion. Strength to you. Strength, and TMBG.

It's possible that I have strong feelings about this.

However, centri-forces? No strong feelings, or even discernible ones. Though considerable amazement at everyone else's breadth of knowledge regarding them.

In completely other, irrelevant, not even tangentially connected to any of the above news, yesterday I saw the cutest guide dog ever in the history of anything. Probably not a guide dog, actually, as such, but an official, trained helper dog accompanying a frail elderly woman, trotting along with its chest puffed out and its head held high, wearing a dayglo orange vest proclaiming "I AM A HELPER DOG. I AM WORKING. PLEASE DO NOT PET ME." The dog? A Pomeranian.


JohnSweden - Apr 14, 2005 6:15:26 pm PDT #5820 of 10001
I can't even.

Do. Not. Tempt. Me. go ahead, say "double dog dare 'ya

I'll bake you a cake with a file in it ...


Sean K - Apr 14, 2005 6:15:31 pm PDT #5821 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Okay, wow... I don't know if anyone has been watching this latest Surivor, but Steph being the lone remaining Ulong team member? That's just messed up, and she's got a lot of respect from me now. This is possibly the most messed up way of running the game they've had yet.


Sean K - Apr 14, 2005 6:16:28 pm PDT #5822 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Weird roommate stuff deleted.


ChiKat - Apr 14, 2005 6:24:23 pm PDT #5823 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

"I AM A HELPER DOG. I AM WORKING. PLEASE DO NOT PET ME." The dog? A Pomeranian

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I so wish you could have gotten a picture of that. That's high-sterical.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 6:28:51 pm PDT #5824 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oo's a widdle worker doggie? Who is???