Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 10:13:37 am PDT #5687 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Apparently the rhythm has, in fact, gotten to me.

HAR.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 14, 2005 10:20:19 am PDT #5688 of 10001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

What dread disease am I dying from?

I vote Walking Pneumonia and Boogie Woogie Blues.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 14, 2005 10:23:33 am PDT #5689 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

What dread disease am I dying from?

The Pirate Roberts disease.

Someone had to do it (I probably missed a post somwhere).

And, in other news, apparently shrift is working for Quakers.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 14, 2005 10:24:52 am PDT #5690 of 10001
What is even happening?

Calli, do they know it is fluid? Any chance she has fibroids or a cyst, or something?

I hope they find it and treat it, whatever the cause, and that she gets better, soon.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 10:29:15 am PDT #5691 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh jeez, Calli. Good luck to your mom and the rest of youse, too.

Random hope question: can anyone put their hands on a list of Charleston SC business for me?


msbelle - Apr 14, 2005 10:38:54 am PDT #5692 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Charleston Chamber of Commerce [link]


Allyson - Apr 14, 2005 10:42:20 am PDT #5693 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Someone just called to ask me how it is that I do my job. I've no idea how to respond.


Calli - Apr 14, 2005 10:44:24 am PDT #5694 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

They did a bunch of tests yesterday and discovered that it's a mostly-water fluid. Mom's scheduled to be plumbed and drained tomorrow.

Thanks, Topic!Cindy and Jesse.

Allyson, I'd highlight the sacrificial goats and bloodrites.


-t - Apr 14, 2005 10:45:28 am PDT #5695 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Someone just called to ask me how it is that I do my job. I've no idea how to respond.

I suppose "It's a lot easier when I'm not being interrupted by stupid phone calls" is not a good idea.

Hope your mom's thing is nothing serious, whatever it is, Calli.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 10:47:27 am PDT #5696 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Charleston Chamber of Commerce [link]

Yeah, yeah. That just means I have to go through them all. Ah well, I guess this is why they pay me the big bucks.