You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Apr 14, 2005 9:44:18 am PDT #5669 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

lack of cowbell.


aurelia - Apr 14, 2005 9:48:06 am PDT #5670 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease

Have you been eating brains again?


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2005 9:49:53 am PDT #5671 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have you been eating brains again?

Kids today - they think it's cool to pretend to be a zombie.


Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 9:50:03 am PDT #5672 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Crap, that's what I need -- MORE COWBELL.


Vonnie K - Apr 14, 2005 9:51:35 am PDT #5673 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Yeah, it's too bad that the average life-span...er, undead-span of your usual on-screen zombies is only about 2-3 days or so. It'd be convenient and a lot less traumatizing to your limbs or brains if you could just wait out the pesky 20-30 years it takes for them to develop CJD and die of "natural causes".


Trudy Booth - Apr 14, 2005 9:53:35 am PDT #5674 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What dread disease am I dying from?

Fever and Augue


Calli - Apr 14, 2005 9:53:56 am PDT #5675 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Speaking of dread diseases (and I'm a big fan of ennui), does anyone know of a health problem that would cause a 75 year old woman to retain over 20 pounds of water in her abdomen? 'Cause that's what my mom seems to be doing and she's a bit beyond pms these days.


Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 9:55:07 am PDT #5676 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Calli, high blood pressure commonly does that, though it's generally all over, not one localized area.


bon bon - Apr 14, 2005 9:57:14 am PDT #5677 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Oooh, all good choices. I will ask someone who knows if I've had a baby recently.

The 2005 oyster cult pandemic. Symptoms: fever. Prescription: cowbell.


Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 9:58:01 am PDT #5678 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Or, bon bon, it *could* be boogie fever.

I think it's going around.