Crap, that's what I need -- MORE COWBELL.
I'm a vision of hotliness, and how weird is that? Mystical comas. You know, if you can stand the horror of a higher power hijacking your mind and body so that it can give birth to itself, I really recommend 'em.
Cordelia ,'You're Welcome'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 9:50:03 am PDT #5672 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Vonnie K - Apr 14, 2005 9:51:35 am PDT #5673 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
Yeah, it's too bad that the average life-span...er, undead-span of your usual on-screen zombies is only about 2-3 days or so. It'd be convenient and a lot less traumatizing to your limbs or brains if you could just wait out the pesky 20-30 years it takes for them to develop CJD and die of "natural causes".
Trudy Booth - Apr 14, 2005 9:53:35 am PDT #5674 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
What dread disease am I dying from?
Fever and Augue
Calli - Apr 14, 2005 9:53:56 am PDT #5675 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Speaking of dread diseases (and I'm a big fan of ennui), does anyone know of a health problem that would cause a 75 year old woman to retain over 20 pounds of water in her abdomen? 'Cause that's what my mom seems to be doing and she's a bit beyond pms these days.
Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 9:55:07 am PDT #5676 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Calli, high blood pressure commonly does that, though it's generally all over, not one localized area.
bon bon - Apr 14, 2005 9:57:14 am PDT #5677 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Oooh, all good choices. I will ask someone who knows if I've had a baby recently.
The 2005 oyster cult pandemic. Symptoms: fever. Prescription: cowbell.
Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 9:58:01 am PDT #5678 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Or, bon bon, it *could* be boogie fever.
I think it's going around.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2005 9:58:38 am PDT #5679 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think it's going around
I thought that made you hyper...
tommyrot - Apr 14, 2005 9:58:50 am PDT #5680 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or, bon bon, it *could* be boogie fever.
The Pacman Fever virus can remain dormant in the body for decades....
Steph L. - Apr 14, 2005 9:59:43 am PDT #5681 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I think it's going around
I thought that made you hyper...
If the patient boogies long enough, she will eventually succumb to exhaustion.